Women And Men
Welcome to this week’s I Call Bullshit. Let’s get straight into it. So some bloody smart-arse congregation of designer-stubbled preening ad men have concocted a ridiculous campaign suggesting milk will take care of PMS.
Picture them sitting around their long shiny tables, bums squeaking in their exxy leather chairs, waiting for a cute secretary to bring them (soy) lattes and discussing just how ‘cheeky’ their new milk ads are.
Oooo and we’ll have a website and do social media and piss off the feminazis by suggesting women are hormone-ravaged banshees who can be tamed by calcium intake. IT’LL GO VIRAL, they probably thought, with pants-wetting glee.
Young Australians have often been labelled as lazy and lacking many crucial skills, leaving many older Australians to worry about the future of this country, left in the hands of those who lack the ability to look after themselves.
A bunch of survey results released recently echo these fears, focusing on the loss of traditional knowledge in the younger generation.
Simply put, women are not learning the skills that traditionally women once knew, and men are losing the manly abilities they once had.
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chief pancake maker says:
Now if I could just get him to make an honest woman of me he would be perfect!!! Read more »
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St. Michael says:
We head to the Bunnings, pick up some shovels, put ‘em in the back of the car, head back to the Crown, have a couple of beers, go back to Subby’s place, take care of nosthow, drive back to the Crown, and hole up until this whole thing blows over.… Read more »
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