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It would be handy, as a service for lazy journalists, if a special hotline called 1800-OFFENDED could be established whereby reporters looking for an easy headline can contact a centralised pool of permanently upset lobbyists.

The new face of child abuse, apparently.

One of the reasons Australia has weathered the global financial crisis is that there is a vibrant local growth industry where hundreds of people are waiting by the phone to be professionally outraged about pretty much anything.

An old media favourite is Harold Scruby who heads up the Pedestrian Council. Harold is the world’s nicest bloke but his irrational hatred of the motor car is such that he may well have been molested by an early-model Torana when he was a boy.

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  • Reg says:

    08:17am | 11/10/10

    I am outraged that I don’t understand what any of that means. Who should I blame? Olga down there seems to see things that I don’t as well. Thank goodness we have details like 10/10/10 to bring us back to normality. Read more »

  • Chris says:

    11:25am | 10/10/10

    You write this article. Then your next article is about the outrage and offence from the fact that the eight men involved in the Brimble death dared to have a dinner eight years after? Pot, kettle? Read more »

 

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