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With the re-emergence of asylum seekers arriving by boat to Australia as a major issue in this country it has led to an accompanying rise in confusing politics.

The average observer can be left lost by the bedazzling display offensive and defensive political tactics and what it all means, so The Punch has put together a users guide of boat people politics.
Tough but humane:
Nobody has quite gotten to the bottom of what this phrase, formulated by the Government to explain its policy, actually means. Scientists in Switzerland have constructed an atomic “tough but humane” collider and are currently clashing the two words up against each other at the speed of light to find the solution. So far the closest they have come to an answer is that you can leave 78 asylum seekers on a boat in the sea off Indonesia for days on end, but give them a good brand of bottled water to drink.
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Maverick Liberal MP Wilson Tuckey is being branded “disgusting” and “a disgrace” by his own colleagues after using Question Time yesterday to pass around a photograph making fun of Labor MP Belinda Neal over the infidelity of her husband John Della Bosca - with Tuckey even presenting the photograph to the Speaker to see if it could be used as a prop during Question Time.

In response to the use of photographs as props by Labor frontbencher Anthony Albanese - who has taunted the Coalition by showing images of stimulus spending announcements at community meetings - Tuckey arrived at Question Time yesterday with a still image from a Channel Nine news bulletin of Belinda Neal’s electorate office on the NSW Central Coast.
The image focusses on a laundromat next door to Ms Neal’s office with a sign reading “Drop Your Pants Here” - which Tuckey was using as a comical reference to the recent admission of infidelity by Ms Neal’s husband, NSW State Labor MP and former NSW Labor secretary John Della Bosca.
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Soxy says:
Come on - how bogus is all this poo hooing of poor old Wilie. Bit of a lark, bit of a giggle - when did we put any pollie on any issue of limits? Is anyone suggesting that there is a scale upon which our pollies can be rated? They… Read more »
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AT says:
RT, I’ve no idea whether I’d have the guts to say the same thing to Tuckey “alone, face to face”, but what if I did? Would my opinions have greater validity because I engaged in that grotesque spectacle? I suspect you admire Tuckey and his antics and perhaps you feel… Read more »
The Rudd Labor Government was elected with a mandate to take action on climate change. The Howard Government had been frozen in time while the world warmed around it for twelve long years. This was symbolic of the Howard Government’s failure to embrace a future agenda.

Our first action in Government was to ratify the Kyoto Protocol and gain a seat at the international negotiating table. We followed that up with a whole-of-government response which has included investment in public transport, increased support for renewables and the home insulation initiative.
At the centre of our response is the Carbon Pollution Reduction Scheme. This has been through an extensive process of development which has included a green paper, a white paper, an exposure draft and legislation that passed the House of Representatives months ago. This week we saw the future of the Liberal Party – and his name is Wilson Tuckey.
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Nora says:
Kevin Rudd is not doing athnying significant to reduce emissions – his fatally compromised ETS would not have either.If he really cared about climate change then he would be investing $40b+ in clean energy and remove all existing subsidies and tax concessions for fossil fuel use.At this point in time… Read more »
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Steve of Cornubia says:
>Groan< Yet another worthless piece of childish, playground politics from Labour, and yet another wasted opportunity to explain how a tax is going to save the planet. It’s quite clear that, because you guys can’t actually provide clear, concise and persuasive arguments for CO2-driven climate change, you instead focus on… Read more »
In 21 days, the Senate will vote on the Government’s climate change legislation that will – for the first time ever – turn the corner on rising carbon pollution in Australia.
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This means Malcolm Turnbull has 21 days to get his party into shape on climate change.
We have seen a diverse parade of positions from the Liberal Party on climate change this week, not to mention the views put forward by their coalition partners in the National Party.
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Some time before, I did need to buy a building for my organization but I didn’t have enough cash and couldn’t order anything. Thank heaven my mate proposed to take the credit loans from creditors. Thence, I did that and used to be happy with my student loan. Read more »
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A galoot says:
I work for the coal industry and it’s obvious that they don’t care much about the environment EXCEPT when it’s costing them money. Currently I, and my team, are working on environmental projects. Why? Because the industry is significantly worried about carbon trading. I therefore support a Carbon Trading Scheme,… Read more »
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