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by Tory Maguire

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Filed under: Celebrity, Perez Hilton, Twitter, Will.i.am

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Warming up for the main show. Hilton before the assault. Photo: AP.

You get kicked in the head, are bleeding and think you probably need the cops, what do you do?

A: ask someone nearby to call the police

B: use your mobile phone to call the police

C: use your mobile phone to log onto Twitter and tell your 1,030,000 followers to call the police for you.

Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton might not live in the real world with the rest of us, but they were allegedly real bruises he was sporting last night - and real police officers required to sort out what happened after he chose option C.

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Addevlin says:

04:20pm | 23/06/09

I can fully understand why someone would want to king-hit Perez Hilton. I myself have wanted to at times and he’s never said or written anything about me! That doesn’t excuse what happened though! Whoever hit him deserves the full brunt of the local laws thrown against them. And Perez,… Read more »
Gregory says:

11:47am | 23/06/09

The little Twat Perez- Had this comming to him for a looooong time. Good on you will for standing up for Fergie. A man has to do, what a man has to do- especially if he so ticked off that he has no option but to give a little wanna… Read more »

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