Wests Tigers

As the finals near and we sort the footballing wheat from the chaff, let us pause to salute those players who are neither exquisitely talented nor thrilling to watch.

Mitch Brown is the guy in the middle. Pic: Gregg Porteous

The ones who are Commodores, not footballing Ferraris. The players who have to buy their own drinks in nightclubs, and probably even queue to get in.

That is not to denigrate their contribution. Not by a long stretch. Average players are the infantry who make the generals look good. They are the quiet guy in the office toiling away uncomplainingly while the suits are out to lunch.

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  • Jotun says:

    01:28am | 03/09/11

    My favorite average player was from my home province in New Zealand, a guy called Deon Muir, who was a no 8 for Waikato in the 90s. He’d lead out the team as captain, disappear for the rest of the game at the bottom of every ruck, and re-appear at… Read more »

  • sickemrex says:

    08:02pm | 02/09/11

    Mitchell Dodds, Broncos 22yo prop and electrician. He played a bit of rep junior rugby at school but has just worked his butt off since getting a baby Broncos spot and now delivers some big hits to some big names. Great topic Ant. Read more »

 

Last weekend I watched one of the best games of rugby league ever played.

The Raiders after the 1989 Grand Final win against the Tigers. Photo: Anthony Moran

At the end of the Tigers v Roosters match I just sat frozen in my chair starring at the field with my mouth open like some kind of busted sideshow clown. It wasn’t so much anger or sadness that the Tigers had lost - it was shock at what had just transpired.

Like most games of this magnitude, this one had its fair share of controversial (that’s code for completely crap) refereeing decisions that cost the Tigers the game, but ultimately I was glad to be present. But this isn’t really about the Tigers loss, or even the Roosters, it’s actually about the Canberra Raiders.

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  • Little Miss Scifi says:

    03:20pm | 17/09/10

    So they see GREEN! Read more »

  • Bob H says:

    02:19pm | 17/09/10

    AFL the national code? a suburb of melbourne plays another suburb of Melbourne.  Pray tell me how this is of any interest to anyone outside Melbourne.  I’m glad AFL’ers are excited but to most Australians your excitement is like a middle aged uncle who has had a drink too many,… Read more »

 

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