Water Gate
As Ute-gate careens along like some rogue political missile gone ballistic, it’s worth reflecting on the real conspiracy – the gratuitous use of the suffix ‘-Gate‘ in any modern scandal.
When Woodward and Bernstein cracked the scoop of the 20th century they were blissfully unaware their work would give rise to headlines on everything from flashing rock stars to faeces in gelato.
In an effort to right this injustice, we today unveil the Punch’s Gate-ratings system; a simple test on whether a –Gate, is actually –Gate-worthy.
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