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by Emma Jane

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Filed under: Clothes, Society, Wardrobe Malfunction

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Last week I found myself in the classic bad dream scenario of standing in front of a classroom with no clothes on.

Can you believe that I almost forgot my running shoes today? Hate when that happens.

Oh, OK. Maybe that’s a slight exaggeration. But the experience was still fantastically nightmarish.

It all happened when I was addressing the grim topic of job prospects with 160 third-year media students at my Sydney university. That’s when I noticed something odd on the ground at my feet. “Jees,” I thought, looking down. “What’s that strange black thing round my ankles?”

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Servaas says:

06:49pm | 26/07/12

“My wife and I” - there is your problem. The rest of us prefer and appreciate you with clothes on rather. Thank you. Read more »

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