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Self-identity - who you are, what your values are and what you believe - is critical to success in any society, whether it is cultural, sporting, professional or political.

The first indigenous member of the House of Reps Ken Wyatt. Picture: Ray Strange.

Without a firm understanding of who you are, it is very difficult to present a point of view or know where you stand on a particular topic. 

Not knowing or recognising your cultural heritage will suppress your purpose throughout life.

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  • Sam says:

    03:03am | 24/12/11

    Strait out of the quadRANT hand book, no wonder those loons feel a need to pump out their crap, their fan base seem unable to present a genuine argument without repeating the same crap for years,  warrigal creek massacre was a revenge attack against the local tribe, whose only crime… Read more »

  • Sam says:

    02:29am | 24/12/11

    @sean + phill Its only a theory, science is flawed, 30 years ago by your science we were 10,000 years old, 20 ago it was 25, 10 years ago it was 40 thou and now your science is not accurate aboved 50 thou, anyway we were modern humans first, first… Read more »

 

The new paradigm has begun to play mind games with our federal MPs. Yesterday nobody was quite sure what was expected of them. At times it was a little embarrassing to watch, like some awkward kid consistently dancing out of time at the Rock Eisteddfod

Hilarious. Gillard and Rudd share a laugh during a division yesterday. Picture: Ray Strange

Manager of Opposition Business and chief prosecutor in the case of Gillard v the BER Christopher Pyne copped the worst of it. Pyne didn’t ask for a division on a vote that would have forced a judicial inquiry into the Government’s BER spending. A vote the Coalition lost. Awkward.

No matter, Pyne plans to introduce his bill into the Senate after a session with the choreographer on Thursday afternoon.

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  • Tripper Smurf says:

    11:41pm | 03/11/10

    MarkK, although I agree with you and say that Rudd was pushed and didnt resign, on paper thats what happened because of the way it went down and the fact he didnt stand. Therefore both your arguments do have merit. However, please look up the history of all the Prime… Read more »

  • Ryan says:

    10:53am | 01/11/10

    @MarK: oh right, I guess I am still confused then because didn’t she tell us she isn’t going to deliver any of her promises but is going to deliver us something she told us she wasn’t going to deliver.. the carbon tax. Read more »

 

When the political history of 2010 is written, every element of the closest election in a generation will be rightly scrutinized. The winning side will get home by a hair’s breadth ­ but could it be hair that determines the result?

The rangas turned their fiery passions against the Red-Head-in-Chief.

Because there is a minority group whose natural connection with their chief advocate did not translate into votes on August 22 ­ Australia’s rangas turned on Julia Gillard at the moment she needed their support most.

Exclusive hair-based research from the Punch shows that redheads turned their locks away from Gillard, being the least likely hair coloured group to support the ALP.

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  • Robert Smissen, rural SA, God's own country says:

    12:07am | 01/09/10

    Old Clive, we no longer use the term “Baldy” the correct termanology is “Eggshell Blonde” Read more »

  • Chris L says:

    11:05pm | 31/08/10

    @Ronk indeed, just the one… unless any proof comes from: “criticism of Liberal backbencher Alby Schultz for calling independent MP Tony Windsor, with allegations that he abused him and told him to support the Coalition.” At the very least one of the accusations is true, possibly more. On the other… Read more »

 

I don’t mind admitting, I was excited when I rocked up to the polling booth. I was voting in Melbourne and Greens candidate Adam Bandt was favourite to win with the bookies.

Hot volunteers, strong policies, just need better PR. Picture: Ray Strange.

There was no incumbent, this wasn’t a safe Liberal or Labor seat. No matter who I voted for, I felt like my vote could really make a difference.

I got my first How To Vote card from the kindly old Democrat volunteer and couldn’t help but notice they’d given their 3rd preference to the candidate from the Australian Sex Party. Way to go Democrats. I had no idea you guys were into that kind of Party!

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  • Eremnsaisse says:

    02:15pm | 19/10/11

    KOVAL ! why do you only respond to people who threaten to unsubscribe… what about me….Id like a shout out too ....I watched all your videos….TWICE…..i loved you when you weren’t? famous…. *sigh* Read more »

  • viagra without prescription says:

    11:54am | 09/08/11

    I am thoroughly convinced in this said post. I am currently searching for ways in which I could enhance my knowledge in this said topic you have posted here. It does help me a lot knowing that you have shared this information here freely. I love the way the people… Read more »

 

This year’s election campaign has cast a cloud of sadness and disillusionment over Australian politics and therefore Australian society. With the final countdown well and truly under way we are left hoping for the best in dire circumstances.

A lot of the events over the last few weeks have looked like crass politics, but why are we so surprised?

Has election time in Australia really always been this dismal? This election will be the first where I will be able to vote officially in Australia. I was in London for the 2007 election and voted at the Australian embassy.

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  • Nick says:

    03:52pm | 21/08/10

    “Mark Latham’s ‘leave the ballot paper blank’ option should be roundly rejected by voters. They are the comments of a man who is so self obsessed that he, and the media company which employed him, should be condemned.” Never a truer word spoken. Ch 9 has outdone all it’s peers… Read more »

  • Gerard says:

    07:49pm | 20/08/10

    An Abbott government might “take Australia back far beyond those Howard years”, but don’t forget that a Gillard government will take us straight back to 1984 with its plans to dictate what we can and can’t read on the internet. Read more »

 

There are some things that can’t be measured. Like one vote one value; a government of the people, by the people, for the people. And the audacity, idiocy and hypocrisy of Mark Latham.

Nicholson makes an enduring point in The Australian in 2005.

The former Labor Leader should face charges for using his platform on 60 Minutes to incite Australians to forgo their democratic right.

In Burma, Nobel Laureate Aung San Suu Kyi is under house arrest, fighting for her people to have a say in their future. In Iran, Neda Agha-Soltan died protesting against the fraudulent election of President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. The ongoing struggle for democracy across Africa – from Nigeria to Zimbabwe – has claimed millions of lives.  Aside from the Eureka Stockade, which some historians consider the birthplace of Australian democracy, we’ve never had to risk our lives for freedom.

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  • Kirk says:

    07:29pm | 18/08/10

    Australia was going to be invaded be Japan, the thing is though the British coudn’t have us believing that during the war as they wanted our resources devoted to tehir defense and not ours and after the war because if the truth came out then the resent that would be… Read more »

  • Nick says:

    07:26pm | 18/08/10

    Tracey spicer, I could not have said it any better than you. I dont (didn’t) know you from a bar of soap, but will now look out for your pieces. FWIW, voted Labor all my life. Read more »

 

If you are a political junkie like me, chances are you found Sunday night’s debate a little like watching a nil-nil draw without even the climax of the penalty shoot-out. About the only thing more boring than the debate is the pundits who say the debate was boring.

Election? Who said anything about an election?

It’s the curse of Australian elections, if you are engaged in politics and have a defined set of ideological values, then the campaign has very little to do with you.

Put another way, if you are reading The Punch the parties don’t really care what you think.

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  • Sickemrex says:

    09:05pm | 28/07/10

    Campaign Trainwreck 2010.  Never have I been more engrossed, yet cared less about the result. Read more »

  • PJK Rulz says:

    04:22pm | 28/07/10

    Birdman, say it aint so! The problem is not with the pollies but with electorate apthy. People buy this crap that there is no difference between the parties, that all pollies are corrupt and it makes no difference. It does make a difference and we the people need to engage… Read more »

 

They had the decency to give them a turn, but after thousands of years of patriarchy working so well they should have known better. They brought home the bacon; we cooked it. They fought off the lions and tigers so we could raise our offspring in safety.

So Kathy, what did you think of Julia's hair last night?

But a little while ago, following years of nagging by those insufferable suffragettes, they caved – men finally gave women the vote.

After watching the gendered worm on Nine’s coverage of the debate however, I have to say: what the hell were men thinking? It looks like giving the ladies a few democratic rights was a mistake on par with offering an honest answer to the question, “Does my bum look big in this?”

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  • try colon cleanse says:

    08:18am | 15/12/10

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  • Harquebus says:

    07:12am | 29/07/10

    There are always exceptions but, men can read map upside down, back trailers and other things that women find difficult. Women can hold two conversation at the same time, men can’t and women are better judges of character. A couple has all bases covered. No offense was intended Lisa. Read more »

 

IF you happened to be walking through the Eastland shopping centre in Melbourne’s eastern suburbs on Friday morning, you might have witnessed a bit of old school political campaigning.

Hoyagoin luv…Bob Hawke in action with Joolia. Photo: Renee Nowtarger.

Eastland is at the heart of Ringwood and Ringwood is at the heart of Deakin, the second most marginal seat in Victoria, currently held by a sharpish young bloke from the Labor party, Mike Symon.

Friday was a big day for Mike. He opened his new campaign digs, inflated several hundred balloons bearing his name and handed out ham and cheese sandwiches with a grin. And for just a short while, he got to bask in the tanning salon kissed glow of a Labor big gun, on loan to kick things along in a seat looking a bit shaky.

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  • Pedant says:

    01:38pm | 27/07/10

    We all have a *role* to play in the upcoming election. Here’s hoping some thought goes into your voting so we don’t all *roll* over and play dead… Read more »

  • Seano says:

    09:37pm | 26/07/10

    Abbott will never tax big business to support social welfare. Pretending otherwise might be a good stunt but it shows you both lack credibility. Read more »

 

Coalition Senator Michael Ronaldson decries the current mixed funding system of elections in his post on the Punch last week.

Money worries: if the Liberals are concerned about electoral reform they should act.

Early last year the newly elected Government introduced the Commonwealth Electoral Amendments (Political Donations and Other Measures) Bill 2009 to the Senate to make political donations more transparent. However the bill was defeated by Liberal Senators who did not want to clean up our campaign finance system.

Australia has a very clean electoral system by world standards. While we don’t hear complaints in Australia that elections have been rigged, the funding system is in need of some reform.

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  • Peter says:

    01:01pm | 01/02/10

    “the Coalition at least in its recent Turnbull incarnation had a unity ticket with the Greens Political Party to ban all donations to parties, from individuals and organisations! “ This is a lie - the Libs have only said that donations from business and unions should be banned.  In fact,… Read more »

  • Pablo says:

    08:29pm | 27/01/10

    “Interesting to see that none of the Green’s party advocates (on this site) dispute that they want to stick Australian tax payers with a $500 million bill to fund all political parties. Quite understandable, when you consider the naked self interest of the Green’s Party. They don’t get union or… Read more »

 

They take on the privileges of Australian citizenship with little real knowledge of, or attachment to, our key values and institutions.

All Australians need a citzenship ceremony. Picture: Sam Mooy.

I’m not talking about migrants, who at least have to pass a minimum test for citizenship.

I’m talking about young Australians who are ‘born’ into citizenship and who receive the full privileges of a citizen on their eighteenth birthday.

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  • Lee from WA says:

    01:07am | 24/01/10

    Give me an ethical system that says why I should be a yob and tell my why I should follow your system and not my own? Why should your ethical system that says I shouldn’t be a yob trump my ethical system that says I can and should be a… Read more »

  • sam says:

    07:12pm | 20/01/10

    Thanks very much for the compulsory military service comment. I absolutely love it when people pop that one out of their talky whole. I can see it now. An Army of people who don’t want to be there. I am sure they will make a supreme fighting force. (and before… Read more »

 

Theodore Roosevelt once said “A vote is like a rifle; its usefulness depends upon the character of the user”.

So remind us again why under 18s should get the vote?

As the national voting age is again a topic of debate, thanks to a recent Government Green Paper on electoral reform, these are words that we should pause to consider.

At what age is it likely a voter will carefully consider and target their vote instead of just shoot from the hip as they wander into their local polling booth? Some may say never…

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  • Jeremy says:

    03:57pm | 18/03/10

    I agree with you very much. I am one of those young voters (haven’t been able yet) who would actually care about the choice I made, and it would be rigorously thought through. There aren’t many people of any age I can’t hold a conversation about politics with. What’s more… Read more »

  • Ayesha says:

    01:55pm | 18/03/10

    I believe kids should participate in legal decisions because it affects them. By voting, kids will become more responsible. Read more »

 

The confession box may be losing favour, but when it comes to the ballot box your idea of God still has big impact on how you vote.

Do you care if Kevin Rudd has God on his side?

If you are Catholic you are nearly twice as likely to love Kevin, if you are an Anglican you can still stomach Malcolm and if you believe in nothing, then you’re more likely to believe in Bob.

That’s the conclusion to the Punch’s first installment in our Taboo-Busters series, where we look at politics through the prism of topics that are off limits to polite society.

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  • Phil says:

    11:08pm | 17/09/09

    Ben… The fact that you defend them just proves my point. No Charity, No compassion. Only in the words, not the deeds. As for Fr. Bob, it’s about time someone in the Christian Church became media savvy and showed a human face. Your Archbishops certainly don’t. Read more »

  • jose says:

    09:51am | 16/09/09

    One cross-tab does not an analysis make. There is no information in that table about how many Australians affiliate with any of the categories, and there is no information about how many people were surveyed. As such you cannot say that any of the “analysis” above means anything. Read more »

 

I appreciate that our attention is elsewhere as we wait to see, to paraphrase Mal Farr, whether the Treasurer takes a Swan dive off the back of Kev’s ute. But as all of this was going on a report into the conduct of the last election was tabled in the parliament last night.

Nelson Mandela said there is no easy walk to freedom. Those in Iran, Iraq, Burma and Zimbabwe and any number of others striving to join the league of truly democratic nations would agree.

As one of the oldest democracies in the world, I wonder whether our passion for this most prized of personal freedoms is growing cold and whether what Richard Dreyfuss has to say in the video about democracy lost in the US (see video www.tinyurl.com/democracylost) reflects our own challenges.

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  • Hamish Wilson says:

    07:57pm | 05/07/09

    More power to you Scott. If we don’t take the issues you raise seriously it will only lead to things getting worse. In response to Ben Payne; Our two party system is democratic and the envy of many democracies around the world. It has provided wonderful political stability for our… Read more »

  • Ben Raue says:

    03:13am | 05/07/09

    Maybe politicians should ask themselves why, even when we coerce Australians into voting, so many don’t come out and vote? Instead of just blaming people for their disillusionment, maybe you could try and fix it? Why should most people bother voting, when most votes are cast in safe seats that… Read more »

 

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