Victoria
When you think of the perfect place to take a relaxing sea-side holiday, I think it would be fair to say that the first place that comes to mind is rarely Blairgowrie, Victoria.

With its scenic Post Office (opened in 1947), wheelchair accessible public toilet (open 24 hours) and its exceptionally high blowfly-to-person ratio (no stats available), Blairgowrie is not far from Rosebud. Known for being the death-place of Nobel Prize winner Rhys Isaac, Blairgowrie is also close to Sorrento.
In the heart of Victoria’s “Budget Coast” section of the Mornington Peninsula, Blairgowrie is just 87 km from cosmopolitan Melbourne on what may be the longest stretch of foreshore caravan parks in the world (no stats available). There are more caravans camped on the not-really-very-scenic foreshore here than there are caravans in the rest of the world (maybe).
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The Herald-Sun Tour is Australia’s oldest cycling stage race. As a child, I recall watching the Tour riders travel through the small country town of Rosedale in Gippsland where I grew-up. Sometimes there would be an intermediate sprint in the town. On other occasions we would watch the riders racing up the ridge adjoining our property.

The Tour marked the revival of competitive cycling after the Second World War.
For the first half of last century, track racing and one-day endurance events dominated the cycling calendar. Track racing was extremely popular, as thousands of people flocked to the wooden velodromes to witness closely fought races.
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Neb-Maat-Re says:
Thanks for mentioning ‘the Wang’. Today is my late father’s birthday, and I am looking at a photo of him winning ‘the Wang’ in te late 50s or very early 60s. Read more »
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Dallas Beaufort says:
The Wangaratta “Wang” wheel race was the richest professional cycle race in Australia in those times and my father won it in 1950 at the age of nearly 20 without a cart, His sister Margaret Court was 8 years old at the time, from Albury and a local champion later… Read more »
This is the second instalment of Penbo’s series of columns for the Herald-Sun on what Australia really thinks of Victoria.
In his first year as prime minister the rugby league-loving St George Dragons fan John Howard was the unlikely winner of the 1996 parliamentary press gallery AFL footy tipping competition.

The rules required the winner to put a sizeable amount of cash on the parliamentary bar. Before a boozy throng of journos, Howard gave a terrific off-the-cuff speech which belied his league pedigree and offered some thoughtful and charitable insights into the place of Aussie Rules in our national identity.
Even though Howard doesn’t care for the game – he refused to barrack for the Swans in that year’s grand final because he didn’t want to seem a bandwagon-jumper – the PM said Aussie Rules was the only football code in Australia which transcended class and ethnicity.
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Leatrice says:
Heck of a job there, it absolultey helps me out. Read more »
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Robert Smissen of country SA says:
Always something happening like18 seagulls chasing a chip, you forgot thumping an apposing player from behind, AFL players have that down to a fine art Read more »
Like my fellow South Australians, I’m still upset about the poaching of Stephen Kernahan and John Platten, irritated about the theft of the Grand Prix and annoyed that the only body of water in Australia more fetid than the Yarra is the glorified drainpipe we call the Torrens.

Despite a lifetime of hard-wired antipathy towards the Vics, I’ve been kindly invited by Melbourne’s Herald Sun newspaper to fill its opinion page the next four Mondays. Rather than filing ad hoc pieces on issues of the day, I’ve decided to attempt a themed series about all things Victorian, through an outsider’s eyes.
My equally well-balanced Adelaideans who also have chips on both shoulders might disown me for not entitling the series Why Everyone Hates Victoria. Instead, I’ve stumped for What Australia Really Thinks About Victoria, with four pieces looking at Melbourne’s personality, the nation’s love-hate relationship with the AFL, why Melbourne has won in its rivalry with Sydney, and the 10 things which make Victoria what it is and which all Australians should know.
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Derek says:
Being the second (not a bad thing) in size generally produces this complex. I’m not saying it’s a negative either. Sydney people think they don’t possess this complex but just read the Sydney papers. The NRL is second in size to the AFL (not a negative statement either) in terms… Read more »
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hot tub political machine says:
I’m interested in the idea Melbourne is less shouty, because the last time I was there I was genuinely distraught at the level of abuse Melbournians give to each other. Honestly, I’d never seen so many public shouting matches, it seemed the rule was – if two groups crossed each… Read more »
Three years ago I interviewed former Victorian Premier Jeff Kennett about the lack of a bold, long-term vision for Adelaide.

“I absolutely believe that by 2030 there is a very real chance that South Australia will be one of the high-speed economic states of Australia,” said the man credited with transforming Melbourne. “Adelaide is a lovely city, but in my opinion it still hasn’t identified its core.”
Fast forward to 2011. And in the same week that a possible trillion-dollar mine was tipped within the Woomera Prohibited Area, SACA members yelled YES to changing the face of Adelaide forever. Hallelujah.
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Robert Smissen, rural SA, God's own country says:
State Bank Mk II, you were warned Read more »
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James III says:
If Australian cities were like the Gold Coast there would be a mass exodus. 3 days was enough in that feral, red-neck dump. Lame, dirty theme parks, tattooed bogans. Just carparks, and devine home cul-de-sacs. No culture, not one decent pub, boring weather that is not hot enough in summer… Read more »
Prime Minister Julia Gillard has appealed to emotion and a sense of nationhood to sell her flood rescue package, which will include a year-long levy. Someone on $60,000 will pay under $1 a week, while someone earning $100,000 a year will pay just under $5 a week..

In a measured speech to the national Press Club, Ms Gillard described Australia as a nation grieving in the wake of a tragedy, and announced that people affected by the floods will not pay the levy, which will raise $1.8 billion.
Read what Leo Shanahan said about a levy here, and Penbo’s take here. What’s your take?
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So would the Flood levy extend to the earnings of members of parliment? (including Gillard) Read more »
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dazed and confused says:
good grief Ryan.strewth.stone the flaming crows,cobber digger mate…..hows sheila? Actually ..6 million odd to repair public funded infrastructure..was any of it insured in the first place? Is the treasury so parlous nowadays that we dont set aside contingency funding for disasters..wars and sundry emergencies? Fair suck of the sauce bottle… Read more »
This week, we have seen two incredible women on television who have both made us feel proud to be Australian.

One is Anna Bligh, with her outpouring of emotion, reminding Queenslanders and the rest of the nation that people from the sunshine state are “the people they breed tough, north of the border.” The other is Oprah.Yes, Oprah.
In Sydney, we are struggling to harness a sense of pride.
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Wilma J Craig says:
Come off it,Kristy! Anna Bligh, if she was genuine & not just pulling an early election stunt to make her & her government look good, appeared to be a decent, humane & caring politician (A Novelty). Oprah? She came here at great expense to Australian TaxPayers. She is, let’s face… Read more »
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OchreBunyip says:
If an American talk-show host is needed to salvage Sydney’s pride then the city is in worse shape than I thought. Read more »
We all know there’s an election on in Victoria and we all know one of the major campaign issues is crime and violence – no surprises there.

This is not a piece on the rights, wrongs or otherwise of the respective election platforms on fighting crime – I’ll leave that for others to dissect.
What I want to contribute is a perspective on how Victoria’s often intense and sometimes heated debate about violence and personal safety has impacted on young people in the state and the potential knock-on effect for our community as a whole.
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notsurprised says:
Maybe your point got lost in the rest of your rant, but it seems to be summed up by “We can still have immigration without multiculturalism, the migrants that join our ranks can still have a wonderful life and it can be reflective of their original country but we need… Read more »
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Hazar Khan Murri, says:
The American Army never go’s from Afghanistan, its good for Afghani’s. They are busy with their Aram’s. especialy puppet Taliban, ( afghani & pakistani ), and Al-Qaeda. The Mujahedin are comming on duty as like in 80’s they DO work for American’s, just now they are working for the USSR,… Read more »
Whatever you make of the revelations that have emerged of Christine Nixon’s actions during the Black Saturday bushfires, she deserves respect for the apology made this morning in Victoria’s Herald Sun newspaper.

Admitting that you are wrong is difficult for people of any profession and given the tumultuous scale of grief and loss of the Black Saturday disaster, her position and decision to make admissions and forthcoming apology is an unenviable one.
As she wrote herself, no-one could have known or prepared for the disasters that ensued on that horrible Saturday a year ago, but her willingness to “report” back on her own actions in such a difficult situation shows not only a deep respect for the Victorian people but a willingness to support them and push through into the future by their side.
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Ann says:
I am honoured to have heard, met and been in Victoria on Black Saturday. The effort Christine put in was over time and continues to be enormous. She trusted her staff to keep her informed and she had no reason to be unsure. Corrupt police who surfaced in Victoria are… Read more »
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Bushfire Victim says:
For those praising her efforts on the bushfire reconstruction, remember that her “empathy” comes with a nice big juicy pay packet funded by the public. Money that she is no longer deserve to receive given the revelation of her gross lack of leadership in time of great need. If she… Read more »
It’s Tuesday @ The Punch
Today is the 27th anniversary of the Ash Wednesday fires that swept through Victoria and some parts of South Australia in 1983.
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randapale says:
Jazmin Carrera décrit de 6 pieds, 220 livres, Jimenez comme «très possessif” et donc . Elle a dit qu’elle ne comprend pas pourquoi raison sa propre sÅ“ur a épousé notre propre 30 ans Jimenez travers ce qui semblait avoir comme choisir se précipita cérémonie, un d’autre part bonnes… Read more »
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Viernethede says:
Viktige forskjeller forbli blant typene mot velgere, Gallup rapporter, Takk til demokrater, uavhengige, i tillegg til yngre velgere (18-34) veldig mye gjør liker tid mest republikanere og ​​ velgere over at knyttet 55 klart imot homofilt ekteskap. <a >beats by dre pro</a> “Det bli en fabelaktig… Read more »
Victoria might well be the Garden State but the Premier, John Brumby lives is a state of denial and it’s becoming serious.

Not content with flying off to New Delhi to placate furious Indians who fear for the safety of their kids being educated in Melbourne, he managed to anger the Indian Government by cancelling a visit to Mumbai, citing security concerns, which it seems the Indians hadn’t heard about.
That was for starters.
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thatmosis says:
The softly softly approach taken by the courts against people convicted of assault must stop. Its time they realised that if they do the crime they do the time and I mean real time, not a slap on the wrist and a couple of months at a low security prison.… Read more »
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Greg says:
So, which city is Australia’s safest (and by what criterion)? seems like an awful lot of heat and not much light in this article. Melbourne doesn’t have no-go areas like Sydney. It doesn’t have whacky killer cults like Adelaide. And where’s Perth anyway? I imagine Canberra is safer, but then… Read more »
This week I have been travelling around the Central and Western wheat-belt of NSW and have seen the destruction that the drought is again bringing to many regions. The dust storm which hit Sydney also took with it the hopes and this year’s incomes of many country people.

I would normally never publish a letter like this, however, time is running out for many farmers and I can only hope that by publishing this letter on The Punch, the Prime Minister takes an interest and finds the time to visit the men and women for whom the drought is now becoming a reoccurring nightmare.
Hon Kevin Rudd MP
Prime Minister of Australia
Suite MG 8
Parliament House
Canberra ACT 2600
Dear Prime Minister,
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Leomar says:
That is an amswoee picture.My mother has some really old picutre of my great grandparents on one side of the family in some kind od similar wagon.I’ve always loved looking at those old pictures.I don’t blame you though, hay is nasty. Read more »
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Steve says:
Wow Greg, Lets not bother having any industry in Australia at all. Just give it to every one else except Australians…......Lets face it every one else is far more important than our own struggling fellow Aussies, I guess thats what you mean. Read more »
This graphic from news.com.au today:

In case you’ve been buried in spreadsheets or meetings all afternoon:
JUDY Moran is one of three people arrested over the murder of her brother-in-law Desmond “Tuppence” Moran.
You can read the story here.
Police say a 43-year-old man is expected to be charged with one count of murder, while a 64-year-old woman and a 45-year-old woman are expected to be charged with being an accessory to murder.
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