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Stepping out for a fun night and a few drinks sure isn’t as simple as it used to be.

I spy with my little eye, a world where bouncers have more rights than cops

In case you hadn’t noticed, an increasing number of Australian bars and clubs are introducing security technology that would be more fittingly encountered in a Police state than a casual night out for a drink in one of Australia ‘s cities.

In a dystopian display of modern surveillance technologies overtaking common sense, nowadays if you feel inclined to venture out for a dance in one of Melbourne or Sydney ‘s bars or clubs, you can expect to have your ID scanned into a computer. And in extreme cases, be prepared to have your irises scanned as a pre-requisite for entry. Talk about a party killer!

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  • Shiralee says:

    03:10pm | 02/02/12

    Just out of interest are the clubs with all these extra security measurse any safer than clubs who just check id’s for people over 18. Read more »

  • Carol says:

    07:30am | 27/01/12

    “The sense of entitlement is breath taking these days. “ Hoobs are you serious? Sorry mate, but I work in ID fraud and I have a very real understanding of what can happen when too much personal information is out there. A sense of entitlement to have a clean identity… Read more »

 

Each weekend, Australians everywhere take up the colours of sporting codes. Soccer. AFL. In the right season, cricket. It’s common to play out the match ahead of time. Who’s performing well. Who had a shocker last week. If we’re lucky enough to be part of the live action you can see small plays around the goal that set up for the mark.

Where's the puck? Photo:Herald Sun

Skirmishes off to the side that allow for the break away try. A late shuffle in the slips signalling something out wide. And as our eyeballs scan the field for the strategic moves of game play, we’re all doing something that serves as an analogy for the wider urban field of play.

We’re witnessing a set of strategic plays unfold. Canadian Ice Hockey star, Wayne Gretzky was quoted as saying; ‘A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.’ Glory on the sporting field is all about anticipating where that puck/ball/catch is coming next. Imagine if that was how we ran our cities?

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  • Heading For Disaster says:

    05:02pm | 04/10/11

    @acotrel Source: http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/national/mass-migration-kills-aussie-culture-says-demographer-bob-birrell/story-e6frf7l6-1225844560248 Bob Birrell is calling for Net overseas Migration of approximately 90,000 per year.  This is only slightly below the average of just above 100,000 for the period 2000 - 2006. But Labor have reset the goal post based on their BIG AUSTRALIA immigration of 300,000 per year… Read more »

  • Craig of North Brisbane says:

    01:48pm | 03/10/11

    You managed to connect the two totally unrelated subjects of urban design and land clearing.  Well done! Read more »

 

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