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A big stink over loo paper not only threatens to flush thousands of Aussie jobs down the can, but leave Kevin Rudd holding a steaming pile of, well, you get the picture.

In a precedent-setting decision that’s as “silly as a bum full of smarties”, to steal a line from Kenny, the government has allowed 20,000 tonnes of Chinese and Indonesian dunny paper to be dumped on the Australian market at prices up to 45 per cent cheaper than in their home countries; much of it under the Woolworths Select label.
But before you shout “you bloody bewdy” and pop out to Woolies for some bargain bog rolls, pause for a minute and contemplate just why any company would sell a mountain of goods at a loss.
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When I read Jamie Briggs’ most recent contribution to The Punch on industrial relations I wasn’t in the least bit surprised.
It was a predictable salvo in the hundred year war on industrial relations in this country. This war is the battle line between the two major political parties, driving the partisanship and iron discipline of our respective parties.
Labor has always believed that a fair go should apply, that workers need protection and that everybody deserves dignity at work. This belief is not driven by theories or politics but by more practical issues – of making sure a worker can live off their wages, that they have job security if they do a good job and that there’s an umpire to ensure fairness.
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Bleeding Heart says:
@ Pause for Thought, My employees hate the new award structure with a passion. They hate FWA where they call and are given contrary or incorrect information. They hate the fact that whilst they voted for a safteynet they were led to believe that not a lot would change except… Read more »
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Dingo says:
Well said Phil. I do bookwork for several small businesses (electricians and builders) whose story is very similar to yours. They know their reputation depends on their workers and pay well above award to keep good workers. They occasionally make a poor choice of employee which damages their reputation, demoralises… Read more »
In the mid 1990s the teachers credit union Satisfac came up with a kindly and seemingly innocent idea to celebrate the excellent work of its teacher members.

The credit union, which historically had served teachers but like many other institutions now has a wide customer base, decided that to recognise the role of the teaching profession in its own development it would establish an annual awards event called The Best Teacher Awards.
But when the awards were initially proposed the reaction from the teachers union was one of outrage and dismay. Satisfac was told in no uncertain terms to shelve the idea, with the union arguing it was the height of impertinence for a credit union – or anyone else for that matter – to declare that some teachers were better than others.
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angryteacher says:
Without the time to read every comment, the idea of performance based pay for teachers will not work for one simple reason: no two schools, no two classes, no two students are exactly alike. How could the performance of a Year 1 teacher in a leafy inner city suburban primary… Read more »
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Jolanda says:
Greg the keeping of my kids down was by the Selective Schools Unit (SSU) not by individual schools. The SSU tampered with their test marks and school applications in order to discredit them and me (as I was making public complaints to the media and the Minister) about the neglect… Read more »
While you are dining out or at the shops over the summer holidays, spare a few minutes to think about the young person serving you and how their rights at work have changed over the past two years.

Two years ago, that person was working under WorkChoices. Chances are they had no protection from unfair dismissal and little or no job security. It was possible they were employed on an Australian Workplace Agreement, which had stripped their minimum conditions to the bare basics.
Their employer could simply ignore them if they and their workmates wanted to join together to collectively bargain for better pay and conditions. And if they chose to join a union or even ask a union into their workplace, they ran the risk of harassment and discrimination from their boss.
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Jay T says:
You have go to give it to this rudd govt. Nothing has happened in the last two and a bit years since they have been in. Workchoices was killed for a new ‘reform’ that has left many full time people now on casual employment. More people unemployed, three consistent rate… Read more »
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Douglas says:
Only the NAME WorkChoices is dead. The ideology and the intention to impose it is as strong as ever in the Liberal-National Coalition. Read more »
The Communications Electrical and Plumbing Union say they’ve been trying to negotiate with Australia Post for months and have been left with no choice but to strike three days before Christmas.

Australia Post says they’ve been forced to bump up the numbers of their Christmas casuals to deal with the all the joy and good tidings landing in post boxes around the country. One man’s “Christmas casual” is another man’s “strike breaker”.
Talk about bad timing. Unions clearly go for the holiday season to maximise the impact of their actions. Last week in Sydney the bus drivers walked off the job. British Airways had to scramble to avert a 12 day strike. And now the posties have given themselves a bit of extra time to get the last minute shopping done.
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Ben G says:
“The union says the dispute is about job security, not pay.” One way to feel secure in your job is to keep at it. It’s no coincidence that they go for the holidays, thankfully the majority of the public is able to see through it. Unions are a dying movement,… Read more »
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Annika says:
To ‘N’ the contractor doing it all on his own. No doubt you are claiming every damn thing on tax such as the wifes Audi (she’s a Company Director afterall), the kids Xbox slipped into the tax return as an office computer, the trip to Euro Disney, oh yes that’ll… Read more »
Bob Hawke - like most public figures - always likes to get his picture in the paper.

But there was one time when I beat him at his own game.
It was the annual cricket match between the ACTU XI and the Press XI in Port Melbourne in the mid-70s.
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almeister the destroyer says:
well bob - gregs parents probably had a job under frazer - so whilst it was hard - they could -pay bit hard to pay 16% when you dont have a job Read more »
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Greg says:
Well Bob, you see it is like this: A guy called Gough Whitlam from the ALP was elected as PM. Unfortunately in just a few short years he managed to rack up so much government debt that there was no money to pay the public servants. He had to be… Read more »
Can anyone help me out? I’m looking for the fat bloke in braces who was meant to be running the country after Labor got elected.

Surely you’ve seen him, the Union Boss who was meant to be terrorising the nation’s taffeta dress shops. Maybe he is hiding in an ante-room off the PM’s office.
There’s nothing like a healthy dose of reality to blunt most political scare campaigns, but even by the Punch’s Scary Creatures Benchmark (PSCB*), the Liberals effort at the least election was up the with the best of them.
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Lech Jones says:
And who caused this Global Financial Crisis? Not the Unions but all the suits at the top of the foodchain. And who are still getting away with it - the suits at the top of the food chain.They did not lose thier jobs or their fat bonuses. It is so… Read more »
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DJG says:
Nice to see Sparrow being picked up for the absolute rubbish he contributed to this blog. I note he failed to refute my observation that if the tale about his daddy was true, his pop should have seen some jail time. It is simply bizzare that he calls Unionists thugs,… Read more »
In 1995, La Trobe University student publication Rabelais ran a feature entitled The Art of Shoplifting, which highlighted student poverty a decade before it became an election platform. Now it and student media publications around Australia are facing relative poverty themselves.

Since Voluntary Student Unionism was introduced by the then Liberal Australian Government in mid-2006, Australian student media have been starved of funds.
VSU was introduced with the aim of removing the obligation for tertiary students to pay for and be members of student unions. The Punch interviewed representatives from three student publications and the response was the same: VSU has curtailed the potential of student media to add to a vibrant university culture.
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MFS says:
The media often refer to VSU as some kind of Howard imposed evil. The fact is, VSU is the right to decide whether or not you join a union. Workers enjoy this right and so should students. I was heavily involved in student politics in WA during VSU under the… Read more »
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Ziggy says:
In my youth I was national President of The Students Union. I can attest, with some authority, that these bodies are a collection of wankers who use the funds for their own petty, irrelevant causes that are far removed from the best interests of all students. Student newspapers only meaningful… Read more »
Five years ago, Glen Viegas cut into a live wire as he worked on the construction of a shopping centre on the NSW Central Coast. That wire should have been disconnected. But it wasn’t. Glen was killed, and an hour and a half later, his wife Andreia had to pull back a white hospital sheet to identify her husband’s body.
Next time you see burly construction workers marching in a protest, consider stories like Andreia’s, and the fact that on average, one construction worker dies from work every week.
The experience of Andreia, and others like her, is what motivates trade unionists when we push for the best possible health and safety laws.
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Sharon Vassar says:
I have a son and son in law who are electricians. I am a widow and know how it feels to lose part of your heart. So as their mum and a long time tax contributer I would expect that the Govt. I support and vote for will rethink any… Read more »
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GJS says:
Risk management = lowest possible cost to employer and just hope that they dont get caught when cutting corners. Some industry takes it seriously but unless there is a union presence good intentions often make way for $$$$ There needs to be regulations with teeth and the resources to enforce… Read more »
There’s been a lot of talk recently about so-called “green shoots” springing up in our ravaged economy.

Some commentators have grasped a recent bounce in the stock market, a few surprisingly strong profit results overseas, and a benign sense of business confidence as evidence that the economy is on the path to recovery.
Well, it is time for a reality check.
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Greg says:
My beef with Sharan Burrow isn’t that she’s some “union bully” running into dress shops & turning out the lights. That’s just a Liberal fantasy. Nobody bought it at the last election & no-one’s going to buy it now. Instead, I think she’s missing a terrific opportunity to advance the… Read more »
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Ian says:
Isn’t this the same lady who believes that giving workers a pay rise during a global recession will help stimulate demand? Sharan appears to be advocating a ‘let her rip’ mentality with the union demands instead. The hypocrisy is staggering. I guess this is why you never see economists running… Read more »
You will all be aware of current demands for Australian Government procurement policies to include a “buy Australian” bias. The Government does not support such proposals. We remain resolutely committed to a non-discriminatory purchasing policy.

Australia is a signatory to numerous international agreements that seriously inhibit our ability to use discriminatory procurement policies. We have been vocal in international forums warning against the serious threat any upsurge in protectionism poses to the world economy. If we introduce protectionist measures like discriminatory procurement policies we will invite retaliation from other countries. As a trading nation, Australia stands to lose a great deal in any global outbreak of protectionism.
The notion that there are big gains for Australian companies and workers to be won from discriminatory procurement policies is essentially a mirage. Research by my Department that I am releasing today shows that the possible benefits are very modest.
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cat says:
Why can’t we simply have better labelling laws whereby we HAVE to be told exactly what is local and what’s imported. Stating ‘Made in Australia from local and imported ingredients’ is not good enough, as that includes advertising and labelling. I want to know what I’m eating. Read more »
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Andrew says:
Eag: People don’t have to buy the “cheap inferior goods”. You can buy the more expensive brands if you like. Its called consumer choice. Even if the WTO didn’t exist, the simple fact remains if Australia took a stronly protectionist approach, then (a) the price of what Australians buy would… Read more »
Finance Minister Lindsay Tanner said yesterday on Meet the Press that the government choosing to buy Australian made products was like him doing his 15 year old daughter’s homework.

I’m not sure what he means by that, but it’s clear he hasn’t been doing his own homework when it comes to using the government’s stimulus packages to create the most jobs possible.
In fact, the government choosing to source products overseas is like getting the neighbour’s kids to come over and mow the lawn, and then wondering why your own kids are hitting you up for pocket money when you go to the shops.
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miantiao says:
We have been acting in good faith since the 70s. China, the US, the EU, Russia, they are all industrialized economies. Who loses out when one industrialized economy closes the door to anothers imports whilst at the same time retaining access to the others’s market? We are on the same… Read more »
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Andrew says:
Free Trade does need to be a two way street, but just like in any relationship someone has to take the first step as an act of goodwill. As an industrialised economy Australia has less to lose and much to gain from Free Trade. Furthermore, my advice to you son… Read more »

During my childhood, 1957 and 1958 were “the two good years,” the were the only years my working class redneck family ever caught a real break. And that break came because of organized labor. After working as a farm hand, driving a hicktown taxi part time, and a dozen catch as catch can jobs, my father found himself owning a used semi-truck and hauling produce for a Teamster unionized trucking company called Blue Goose.
Daddy was making more money than he’d ever made in his life, about $4,000 a year. The median national household income at the time was $5,000, mostly thanks to America’s unions. After years of moving from one rented dump to another, we bought a modest home, ($8,000) and felt like we might at last be getting some traction in achieving the so-called “American Dream.”
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stephen says:
And if you want our help, you should ask nicely. Read more »
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stephen says:
Bogans earn too much in my opinion. Read more »
So the ability for Union reps to get into state schools depends on them being invited in by the school principal- who, in most cases is going to be a paid up member of one of the most militant unions, the Teachers Federation. That should ensure access. There should be no place in education for propaganda!

Julia Gillard feigns a fight with Trade Unions at their annual conference but gives her blessing to the indoctrination of school students 14 years and up. Funny thing –those who are 17 years now will be voters in the next Federal and State elections and the Labor Party affiliated unions will be in the school with the imprimatur of officialdom drumming up support for themselves and Labor candidates.
To use a Ruddism ‘fair shake of the sauce bottle’ –I think the Liberals need equal access to at least balance the message.
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Nigel says:
“There should be no place in education for propaganda!” Similarly, there should be no place in Punch for propaganda, especially when it is so badly written. Read more »
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Nick says:
Very low. What a lot of contradictory nonsense… “There should be no place in education for propaganda!” “I think the Liberals need equal access to at least balance the message.” Read more »
The improbably named Ark Tribe is on the verge of creating the first real schism between the Rudd Government and the union movement.
The knockabout building worker is in court in Adelaide today facing charges of refusing to answer questions to the Australian Building and Construction Commission, a charge that carries a maximum penalty of six months jail.
If convicted, Tribe will become the first trade unionist to be jailed since the 1960s. when Clarrie O’Shea was locked up for refusing to disclose internal union documents, sparking a general strike.
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Darryl Brazenall says:
The Cole inquisition should be seen for what it is and what it stands for :- Judge, Jury and Chief Executioner, just add a victim trying to do the right thing, attempting to protect his workmates, his family and himself from a potentially horrendous death or injury. How many of… Read more »
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Dan Murphy says:
It seems this Gillard lady’s not for the turning in the war on union thugs and flying pickets, although it seems she’s turning more into Maggie Thatcher each week. So is Labor going to jail a unionist for not telling the secret police what was said at a safety meeting?… Read more »
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