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The therapist is trying to relieve a pain in my knee by methodically manipulating most of the muscles from my hips to my toes.

Eeek, please don't let him notice my cottontails. Photo: Herald Sun

For this purpose, I am lying face down and next to nude under a fluffy towel. 

Shortly into the session, the towel is peeled back and I feel something long and very hard, pressing into the crease where my buttock descends into my groin.

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  • Swamp Thing says:

    03:46pm | 23/11/12

    More of that ‘50 shades’ nonsense is it? Read more »

  • Philosopher says:

    02:15pm | 23/11/12

    thanks Rebecca. But I’m sure Tony Abbott will keep in shape, even into his dotage PS you have a cruel streak. ha ha? Read more »

 

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