Truth
There’s a very simple reason why watching other people confess their sins never fails to be fascinating – and that’s because they’re other people’s sins.

There is no worse feeling than the gnawing, tight, gut-wrenching sensation you experience when you know you’ve done the wrong thing, and realise that only you can fix it.
And it’s becoming impossible not to keep searching for some sign of that feeling among all the photos of Lance Armstrong this week.
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Lance Armstrong, the biggest drugs cheat in sport, is having a friend over this week. The pair may compare inspiring quotes - both have spawned industries in them - and talk about the spiritual enlightenment that grows in adversity.

There will be a confession - or so says the press release - and there may be tears and a hug. Armstrong may even try telling the truth for the first time in a decade or two.
But let’s not get carried away. Armstrong has had five months since he was outed as a slimebag to practise his best version of honesty, the one that is least likely to lead to lawsuits and most likely to spark the first flickerings of public support.
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Go Get Him says:
Oprah! My arse! I would like to have seen Leigh Sales get the gig. Read more »
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Daz says:
It’s bad enough that this guy is an habitual liar and drug cheat. But he is also a bully and a manipulative intimidator of anyone who threatened to out him. Now he is trying to save himself by claiming that doping was ok because everyone was doing it. That may… Read more »
Parenting’s surprisingly easy when you’re not a parent. I’d never let them watch television, they’d be outside running around pretty much all the time, I’d never get angry and I’d NEVER lie to them and tell them Father Christmas is real.

Piece of cake. Well, piece of organic apple, maybe.
It must be much more fraught when you’re embedded with the real thing, where not only are you forced to make decisions while sleep deprived, but every move you make puts you in the firing line of the judging hordes.
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Philosopher says:
yes well religion is taken to be allegorical now, but of course we live in ‘disenchanted’ times… don’t forget that until very recently, the life of man was filled with portent and he played on the hands of the god(s). Now we have just replaced one system of belief for… Read more »
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jec says:
I don’t get it. Why is it that parents tell children that Santa is real, only to have the task years later of telling them the truth that he was made up all along. Wouldn’t it be easier to be honest in the first place, by introducing Santa as a… Read more »
Struggling to get a handle on where the economy is heading? Don’t beat yourself up about it. You’re facing an uphill battle. Nobody tells the truth about the economy.

All the main sources of economic information - politicians, business people, economists and even journalists - are hopelessly conflicted when it comes to talking honestly about the economy. Let me lift the veil a little.
It shouldn’t shock you to learn politicians often bend the truth, particularly on such a hot button election issue as the economy. The political Punch and Judy show over government debt is a good example.
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iansand says:
Esteban - Now you are just making stuff up. Read more »
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Esteban says:
Richard. I bet you are a hell of a snooker player !! Read more »
Bill Kelty’s awkward syntax and mumbled diction have always been a bit of a paradox. For 17 years to 2000, he was the influential head of the industrial wing of the labour movement - a crucial ideas generator for the most successful ALP federal government in our history.
He was also a gifted communicator, there being few people who could pack more meaning into so few words.
It makes for a startling contrast with the current crop of politicians who rely on workshopped lines and regard not being trapped into revealing what they actually think as the mark of a successful interview.
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Chris L says:
That sounds like a lot of hard work Darryl. Read more »
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Chris L says:
Reminds me of Bill O’Reilly being confronted with having made falsehoods. “I’m an opinion guy”. Classic defence, and might as well be applied to Farr when he’s writing for an opinion blog. Don’t know why it’s ok for one side but not the other. Read more »
Research released this week by the Centre for Alcohol Policy Research (CAPR) shows that 95 per cent of people are unable to correctly identify safe alcohol drinking levels.

This suggests that only a small minority of Australians is aware of or concerned about short- and long-term harms associated with excessive and prolonged drinking.
Not only are people ignorant of the risks, they are reluctant to be honest about how much they drink – with themselves, their family and friends, and with their doctor.
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Sean says:
2 standard drinks, what a joke. We know what you’re doing. You’ve beaten tobacco, so now you’ve moved on to attacking alcohol, or else you’d lose your funding or your jobs. Read more »
The campaign tactics of all major parties in the NSW election proved we live in an atmosphere where truth is negotiable and lying is routinely accepted as a political necessity.

The result is widespread public cynicism that often masquerades as humour - but is, in fact, an excellent form of crowd control.
We do not expect our politicians to amount to much, so we are neither surprised nor particularly upset when they don’t. Rather than demand reform, we tell cynical jokes and are bemused by their brazen immorality.
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Knemon, good comeback. Have a good weekend. Read more »
American celebrity culture and Australian politics don’t often make for useful comparisons - but then, it’s not every day that Charlie Sheen comes along.
Sheen is a highly amusing egomaniac but - unlike most Australian politicians - he also tells the truth. “I believe in the truth and that’s what rules me”, Sheen said in an interview with Andrea Canning for the ABC network in America. He certainly does.
When asked to describe the last time he used drugs, Sheen said, “I probably took more than anyone could survive… I was banging seven gram rocks… that’s how I roll. I have one gear—go.” It’s the answer no one else would’ve given even if they had’ve banged seven gram rocks (which I assume means consuming a lot of cocaine).
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Dan says:
Matt says- “Dan, you’re ignorant and you’re arrogant.” Ignorant? God no, that would be you, who seems to think Australia is a Christian country! Arrogant? If arrogance is knowing I am more intelligent than you, then guilty as charged. BTW, considering that you think you have the right to judge… Read more »
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Dan says:
“Dan, you’re ignorant and you’re arrogant.” Ignorant? I’m not the one who thinks that Australia is a Christian country!!! As for arrogance, I’m not the one who think that I’m the arbitor of who contributes positively or not. I will say this; if being more intelligent than you, and knowing… Read more »
The dodgiest place to go for information used to be Wikipedia.

In 2006, its burlesque unreliability was parodied on the satirical web site The Onion which suggested the on-line encyclopedia was celebrating 750 years of American independence.
This fake news story said that, according to the Wikipedia database, America was 212 years older than the Eiffel Tower, 347 years older than the earliest-known woolly-mammoth fossil, and a full 493 years older than the microwave oven.
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David Harris says:
I agree with the sentiment but I’ve never read this in any Encyclopedia. Which ones are you quoting? Read more »
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David Harris says:
Conservapedia could only really come from a country like America. The right wing of a country that has appropriated the English language and corrupted it to the extent that hybrid terms like ‘gotten’ and probably the most stupid of all ‘normalcy’ occur in almost casual conversation, America is nuts about… Read more »
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