Trampolines

I’m devoting the post festive period to catching up on some light reading – specifically the fine print on the toys my four year old received for Christmas.

Trampolines: innocent plaything or deadly weapon? Pic: Gregg Porteous

The back of her model butterfly painting kit is particularly strange and hallucinogenic. 

“Colorized Scalewing of Flutter is a new product congregated with toy and DIY together, using your both hands to portray and assembled beautiful colorized scalewing,” it reads. “[S]et free your polychrome dream in the play.”

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  • lifespanfitness says:

    03:53pm | 09/02/11

    Trampolines are dangerous as any other sports, that is why kids should always be supervised. Read more »

  • Safety officer says:

    08:31pm | 04/01/11

    <u>Trampolines are inherently dangerous</u> Be aware. Read more »

 

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