Tim Flannery

It’s official. The climate change dialogue is getting loopier. Maybe the weirdness has been been brought on by heat-stroke.


Yesterday’s Daily Telegraph reported that Tim Flannery and the Climate Commissions’s Professor Lesley Hughes warned that mental illness and all kinds of other maladies would increase with a few extra hot days. For those of us who believe the consequences of climate change could be catastrophic on a global scale, these kinds of statements are trivial to the point of public nuisance. They are like prank calls to 000.

So here’s the real news. Scientists don’t actually believe heatwaves will send us all mad. They’re just saying stuff like this because they’re desperately fumbling for new ways to grab the public’s attention. How do I know this? Because Tim Flannery himself told me (and a small room of other people) pretty much exactly that this very weekend.

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  • Leningen says:

    01:51am | 19/05/12

    Scientists communicate quite well. Considering the complexities of their various fields, the overall alignment of their scientific beliefs is actually quite solid. The problem is the commentary on the science: http://www.skynews.com.au/offbeat/article.aspx?id=751151&vId;= My own opinion on this topic is that Flannery and Monckton are both in danger of being raped by… Read more »

  • Michael Crichton says:

    11:43am | 18/05/12

    Not it wasn’t. Why are you lying? Read more »

 

Every generation has its doomsday scenario. When my mother was studying for what she quaintly calls her “matriculation” in 1962, the Cuban Missile Crisis broke out. She downed her pen in protest. What was the point of studying, she told her unimpressed immigrant parents, if nuclear war was about to break out?

These polar bears got so hungry, they shrunk to the size of seagulls. Pic: AFP

By the end of that decade, concerns over nuclear bombs were defused by The Population Bomb, the explosive book by Stanford University Professor Paul Ehrlich which warned of mass starvation and all kinds of chaos due to over-population.

That threat waned too, at least in the public mind. As eventually did the Y2K bug, mad cow, mad bird, mad pig and mad everything else. And now, it seems, climate change is waning as a serious threat in the public estimation.

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  • RyaN says:

    12:56pm | 06/05/12

    @fml: Why if the effects are completely miniscule and not worth bothering. In time our technology will change to emit less pollution for our own health and renewables are almost a guarantee. Running around like a complete bunch of morons telling us we are all going to die, making heaps… Read more »

  • Caveman says:

    11:15am | 01/05/12

    When carbon dioxed levels were way higher than today the world was covered with megaflora and megafauna - obviously hotter is better anyway Read more »

 

The recent revelation that new Climate Commissioner Tim Flannery has a contract with Meat and Livestock Australia shouldn’t be a surprise to anybody who read his 2008 Quarterly Essay Now or Never: A sustainable future for Australia.

Cows. Just don't eat 'em. Pic: AP

But I think both the relationship and the essay demonstrate that Flannery is not the right person for the job.

Flannery’s advocacy in Now or Never of abundant meat as the answer to global food problems is like suggesting private jets to solve transportation problems.

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  • Eduardo Vargas says:

    08:12am | 16/12/11

    I completely disagree with this article Read more »

  • MarieMarie says:

    11:51am | 01/12/11

    You need to grow your own food and understand permaculture before you give an opinion. why? because veganism relies on fossil fuels which are not sustainable. Read more »

 

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