The Yips

The yips. It’s an old golf term which refers to golfers who lose the ability to putt. They stand over the ball and they tremble. They quake. They can barely hold the damn club, let alone propel the ball into a hole that suddenly appears the size of a thimble.


The term has since migrated across to other sports. Beijing gold medallist Steve Hooker today admitted that he has the pole vault yips. He just can’t place that pole in the right spot anymore, and his London campaign is in severe jeopardy.

If it’s any consolation Steve, you’re not the only person struggling to get your mojo back. Several other prominent Australians across all walks of life have totally lost the ability to do the thing they were once pretty good at. Here are five more prominent cases of the Yips. The Punch heartily invites more suggestions from you.

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  • E. Barton says:

    02:36pm | 11/02/12

    @stephen I thought it was a rhetorical question but you really don’t know anything about democracy. I shouldn’t have given you the benefit of the doubt. Read more »

  • stephen says:

    03:11pm | 10/02/12

    Julia wasn’t elected Eddy, and though she is doing her best, I suspect that the deal to get her in The Lodge was that so many minders would be backstage playing with strings until 2013, when Bill Shorten will be launched with all guns blazing, and with a new suit.… Read more »

 

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