The Simpsons

Here’s a new ad from Nike, ahead of the FIFA World Cup, featuring football’s biggest stars. Oh, and Homer Simpson and Kobe Bryant and a few others. Enjoy.

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  • james smith says:

    02:03pm | 02/06/10

    Excellent, love it when Rooney steps out of the trailer sporting a mighty red beard. Read more »

  • Barry says:

    11:07am | 24/05/10

    hot places….cold places….hillarious! Read more »

 

The internet told me the date was February 10 1991. Which makes sense because I remember having just returned home from one of my first days of the fourth grade.

The Simpsons taking off what is probably the second best show ever made

My knowing eldest brother had positioned himself in front of my mother’s tiny TV while the rest of my brothers and sisters stood around for a glimpse.

Standing silently transfixed in front of that first episode of The Simpsons we were like a group of peasants listening to the Emperor’s voice for the first time over the radio. From here it would all be different.

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And so it begins, although it seems strangely anticlimactic.  The reason for that could be because of the two week gap between matches, which was the norm until a few years ago when International tours became compressed affairs so the Test specialists could be shipped off and the one day specialists freighted in.

Ricky Ponting used to be able to use the Monty Burns sports management method. Not any more.

Now we add the Twenty 20 specialists to the mix as well, so we’re lucky they don’t run the 25 days of the 5 Tests consecutively, or play a Test during the day and a T20 fixture at night as a double header. 

We used to enjoy the fact that five Tests took five and a half months to play during which time the players would play a couple of counties between Tests, get to travel to Scotland or Ireland for a couple of beers matches on a local village green and come home in time to have a week’s rest before the first Shield game started.

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  • Quincy Jones says:

    08:21pm | 25/08/09

    I wouldn’t get too worried about the players in these teams. They’re all Gen Y and this time next year they’ll either being doing a completely different job or climbing some mountain in Nepal. Read more »

  • Jason says:

    12:41am | 24/08/09

    Here come the AUSSIES!! Boring, I think not Punter is slaying them!! Read more »

 

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