The Rules

Ladies, if you’re finding it hard to bag a bloke, consider these tips:

This woman is demonstrating way too much life force to comply with The Rules… unless of course she's laughing at his lame joke.

Play hard to get. Talk less, and listen more on dates. Lose weight, grow your hair and act dumber than you are. And don’t tell a man what to do, or try to change him.

These simple guidelines are at the heart of a new dating book which has just been released: The New Rules: The Datings Dos and Don’ts for the Digital Generation. And sadly, I’m not kidding.

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  • steve says:

    04:49pm | 06/01/13

    Men like a challenge is crap. No I do not enjoy a challenge and that is why I have no time for women who deliberately plays hard to get. This book is crap but looks like most Aussie girls have been brainwashed by all the crap. Asian women don’t play… Read more »

  • wil says:

    04:40pm | 06/01/13

    i’ve never met a girl who can cook as well as me. ...your responses sound pretty smug, although i agree with the barb that it must be a slow news day. all these people responding are so pathetic… myself included by definition i suppose. there is nothing, it seems, that… Read more »

 

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