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It is impossible as an employee of Rupert Murdoch to offer any thoughts on the phone hacking scandal in the UK without being accused of being a company patsy and probably also a sycophant, even a liar.

End of the world…fuelled by a Guardian error. Photo: AP

On a personal and professional level I have found some of the revelations which have come out of the UK to be troubling at the very least, and appalling at their absolute worst. It is also the case however that two of the biggest and most damaging allegations against the company aren’t actually true at all.

From where I sit, working for the Australian arm of this media business, the whole affair is starting to look like a psychotic and reckless fight-to-the-death by British journalists who, in that hyper-competitive media culture, have often cut corners or chanced their arms to be first with the news.

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  • Ekit says:

    07:09am | 08/02/12

    You sure it’s not like the old Three Stooges films where seoomne would get poked with two fingers in the eyes?  Or it could be like in The Jerk when Steve Martin’s invention had made all that money and then people started getting cross-eyed and a class action destroyed everything… Read more »

  • Journo who never hacked anything says:

    08:33pm | 23/12/11

    Given our current political environment, I’d possibly be more confident with either of those options! lol. Read more »

 

Few people, apparently, support the jailing of Julian Assange - Australia’s very own electronic Lord Byron,  the “romantic” hero of the Internet generation - for his organisation’s use and misuse (and, presumably, sale) of stolen US diplomatic documents. 

Photo: Getty Images.

Fortunately, those rights he may have as an Australian citizen in a foreign country have been actively supported by the Australian Embassies in Britain and Sweden, as they should be. 

Perhaps even more fortunately for Mr. Assange, the United States Ambassador to Australia, Jeff Bleich, has decried the exaggerated claims of ideologues in US media and politics.

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  • Tiga says:

    10:52am | 07/02/12

    Es ist wriklich der beste Kommentar , mit Freude habe ich Zugehört.USA muss Demokratie aufs neu lernen…aus Angst habe es chon vergessen was das ist..kiki Read more »

  • Ghost of the Trilogy says:

    07:06pm | 05/03/11

    This is my Bickileak.  The USA has the goods on Sweden, so that means that country has to try and get Assange over there so he can be extadited to the other country.  It’s all a conspiracy.  Just read Stieg Larsson’s three trilogies.  This x journalist,  died by a so… Read more »

 

Remember all the things you learned at school: the periodic table and calculus and Egyptian pharaohs and dangling participles and the causes of the First World War.

iWant it now. Picture: AFP

Now think about what you learned at school that is actually useful in your everyday life today.  Excluding obvious basics such as reading, writing and arithmetic, I’d nominate two things, neither of which I imagined would turn out to be so handy.  The first is touch typing.  The second is what the teacher announced in the opening class of Grade 11 economics: wants are unlimited but resources are limited.

It’s something I think about all the time.  For example, I like to imagine that if I had an iPad with The New Yorker application on it, I’d be Perfectly Happy for the Rest of My Life.  Sadly though, I predict that soon after, there’d be a strong hankering for a stylish red leather pouch for said iPad. 

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  • Adam Dennis says:

    07:52am | 24/10/10

    From my full 13 years at school I learned nothing about dangling participles, buggerall about the Egyptians, zero about the First World War. The periodic table I learned cursorily (good for trivia quizzes), calculus I learned but had no idea what to use it for. I now know much more… Read more »

  • Chris L says:

    11:44am | 23/10/10

    Are you kidding? Read more »

 

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