Tennant Creek

Breaking news: Townsville cab driver Mike Caldwell 68, drove a naked man 1500km to Tennant Creek and let his passenger do all the talking?

I'm walkin' from here!

Hang on a second, does that surprise anyone else? No - not the naked part - the passenger talking bit. Every cab I have ever caught the cabbie has talked my ear off. It’s incredible how much information a person can pack into fifteen minutes while driving on Sydney roads. Double that when there’s traffic, of course.

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  • stephen says:

    06:25pm | 12/12/12

    Your friend should have sat in the back seat and threw up on the driver instead ... which is a true story from a friend of mine who got out of paying the fare like this and was accused of being vegetarian. He told me that hurt ... really hurt. Read more »

  • Student says:

    06:08pm | 12/12/12

    *looks at the picture then the caption* Wrong movie! Read more »

 

They reckon the world is shrinking. It’s not. Far-places are still far-flung, no matter how fast your laptop starts up.

If only the bus was as fast as its canine namesake - and its passengers slightly less vicious. Pic: AFP

The Greyhound Bus trip from Darwin to Tennant Creek takes 13 hours and 50 minutes. You can get from Sydney to Dubai in the same time. 

It’s a drag, but the options are limited. The plane used to fly daily; now it’s twice a week. There’s a train, the one John Howard built back at the turn of the century, but it’s slower than the bus. It doesn’t even stop at Tennant unless you slip the driver a carton.

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  • Nicko says:

    02:42pm | 19/08/11

    Spent a year on Greyhounds - up the Hume, got to Cooktown, back down and inland to Tennant Creek via Mt Isa and Camooweal (wow), down to The Alice, Adelaide, across the hay plains, etc. Only on the last few legs did I learn how to sleep properly, and the… Read more »

  • Rick says:

    03:28pm | 07/02/11

    Mount Isa - Adelaide via Brisbane and Sydney. Got on the bus Thursday morning, got off Sunday arvo, except for the rest stops in the middle of the night and the 6-8 hour stayovers in Brisbane and Sydney. Best part was drinking 3 king browns of VB in Belmont Park… Read more »

 

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