Teenage Adventurer

Talk about looking on the bright side. Young adventuress Jessica Watson hadn’t even started her much-hyped solo circumnavigation of the globe when she some how ran into a bulk carrier this morning, disabling Ella’s Pink Lady, which is, delightfully pink.

Oops: The Silver Yang got in Jessica Watson's way. Picture by Rick Banyard, on MarineTraffic.com

Yet her media spokesman Scott Young described the pre-dawn collision as a “small incident” and reassured the public: “The good news is that we know the tracking systems and communication system on her boat are second to none.”

Err, right. That must explain how the 16-year-old skipper ran into a 63,000 tonne monolith the ATSB believes to be the Hong Kong registered Silver Yang less than 24 hours after setting sail for Sydney.

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  • Thelma34Gould says:

    07:10am | 15/07/10

    Every one understands that today’s life seems to be expensive, but some people require cash for various stuff and not every person earns big sums money. Thence to receive quick loans and just bank loan will be a proper way out. Read more »

  • Blair Hunt says:

    03:59pm | 28/05/10

    I wonder how all those unqualified critics feel now that she has completed her voyage: perhaps a little less clever round the mouth region? As for her hitting a ship, sailors hit things all the time, Captain Cook hit Australia as I recall and that was a bit bigger than… Read more »

 

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