Taxis

Last Friday morning, on a busy street in Sydney, I hailed a cab to head back to work. Nursing a broken arm in a sling, and carrying a bag full of research for that night’s Insight, I was feeling a bit apprehensive.

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I’d had five long weeks off, but the specialist treating me had warned I might need longer. “The workplace is hazardous” he’d said “and I’ve seen you on TV, you throw your arms around a lot.”

A taxi quickly pulled into the kerb and as I peered through the window, I hoped I’d see a friendly face - someone willing to help me with all my stuff and drive slowly over the bumps. A slight dark haired man looked up at me and broke into a warm smile. He was out of his cab in an instant, opening the door, taking my bag and checking to see if I was OK. “I know who you are” he said, beaming. “SBS! It’s an honour to have you in my cab.”

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Ten years ago, I drove cabs for a living. I’m pretty much done telling taxi stories, but there’s one I’ll share today, as it’s more or less in the spirit of Christmas.

Why is there a Christmas turkey on this story? We'll tell you why. Because it's Christmas and we can be as incongruous as we like. Plus the images of drunken youth we browsed were too depressing to publish. Pic: taste.com.au.

It was the Friday before Christmas and I was working the area around Coogee/Maroubra on Sydney’s eastern suburbs beaches. It was a favourite spot to work as the fares were regular, and I stayed out of the city traffic.

So in the early evening, I pick up three young guys in South Coogee. They’re 18, maybe 19, and they get in the cab carrying brown paper bags filled with booze. They say “hey driver, can we drink this in here?”

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  • RobJ says:

    11:26am | 02/01/12

    “There is an unspoken code between men and women with menial jobs. The public screws us, we screw ’em right back.” I like that. It pisses me off when the people who keep the wheels greased get no respect. Read more »

  • Leah says:

    07:06pm | 31/12/11

    I take taxis rarely but normally I find taxi drivers are pretty decent. I only ever had one bad one and we didn’t end up using his services. We had requested two taxis for 6:30am one morning. Well, one turned up at 6am and sat there honking his horn until… Read more »

 

No matter if you’re sitting in a boozed state in the back of a cab at 2am,  if you’re being taken on a half-hour “shortcut” or have to revert to sign language to say ``take the next left’’, always take time to share a nice word with your cabbie.

Wonder what sort of night this cabbie's going to have. Picture: Gordon McComiskie

Those on the road we never feel guilty to rage at, honk or flick the bird, cabbies are fast becoming public enemy No.1 - And there’s no mystery as to why.

In hometown Brisbane it’s hard to get a driver who speaks English and doesn’t stare at you blankly when you ask them to drive you into town.  Their 12 hours shifts means they get bored with indicating, speed limits, right of way and other minor road rules and a simple ``to the airport please’’ usually provokes a frantic tom-tom tap-fest.

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  • Sam says:

    03:59pm | 30/09/09

    Great experience, being a cabbie. I did it for a few months, night shift, day shift… I often felt that my life was in the hands of the passengers. It really is an art trying to stay on the good side of an aggresive rude illeterate uncultured uncivilised moron at… Read more »

  • regina says:

    03:10pm | 28/09/09

    i like cabbies but when i was growing up i dreaded having to hail one late at night when i was a little worse for wear. that’s because inevitably the cabbie would be a relative of mine sometimes several times removed but family nonetheless and i’d spend the whole trip… Read more »

 

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