Tanking

OK. So if the AFL says the Melbourne Demons didn’t tank, then I guess they didn’t tank. Phew. That’s a relief.

It's just a coincidence there's a red and blue circle on the side. Pic: AFP

It’s great news that Melbourne didn’t deliberately lose games in 2009 to secure top draft picks for the following season. That’d be really serious and people would have to be punished.

Never mind that the AFL did punish people yesterday. The Melbourne footy club was fined half a million bucks, while its former coach Dean Bailey and football manager Chris Connolly were both suspended.

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  • Tator says:

    06:47pm | 20/02/13

    Still yearning for the glory days of the late 60’s and early 80’s when Bill Russell and Larry Bird ruled.  You got one championship a couple of years ago but the Bulls are back and will get even better once Derrick Rose gets back on court. Read more »

  • PW says:

    06:30pm | 20/02/13

    Why do we have to have this Rugby League vs Aussie Rules shit. They are both good games. Neither is any sort of threat to the other. One is more suited to TV and the other more suited to watching live. You lot look like a bunch of two year… Read more »

 

Most athletes who cheat at the Olympics at least have the good sense to do so in pursuit of victory. The smart ones also make a concerted effort to hide any wrongdoing.

Uh, maybe we should have tried to win. Pic: AP

Well, somebody needs to send the badminton community a few copies of “Cheating for Dummies”. Four doubles teams have been sensationally thrown out of the Games after blatantly trying to lose their matches last night, in an apparent effort to manipulate the quarter-final draw.

Employing a level of dry understatement that would make even the London locals proud, the Badminton World Federation charged all eight players involved with “not using one’s best efforts to win a match”.

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  • Al says:

    01:44pm | 03/08/12

    “A pro athlete should want to beat the best while they are playing at their best”. Nailed it! Winning is way better if you do it against the best. Read more »

  • Al says:

    01:43pm | 03/08/12

    Can’t relegate anyone unless there’s enough depth to have a second tier competition. That depth doesnt really exist imo. Read more »

 

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