Tabloid
Good lord, we’ve upset Buckingham Palace again.
Well not “we” but Italian tabloid magazine, “Chi” - whose photographers have managed to snap some photos of the Duchess of Cambridge - sporting a bright blue bikini and a visible baby bump, on the Caribbean island of Mustique.
In what can only be described as a massive overreaction, a spokesperson from St James Palace issued this statement:
The end of the News of the World as we know it. I can’t help but feel partly responsible. It’s not because I ever worked for the paper masquerading as a fake sheik exposing celebrity transsexuals, randy bishops and corrupt snooker stars.
It’s not because – as a writer for a News Ltd publication – I feel infected by some sort of communicable corporate unscrupulousness. It’s not even because I belong to the broad – and now broadly disgraced – field of journalism.
Nope. The real reason I feel partly culpable for the foul play of this nasty little tabloid is because I like reading about grubby celebrity scandals. And grubby celebrity scandals often require grubby journalistic tactics.
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Mehdi says:
/ Surprisingly! It is like you understand my mind! You seem to know so much about this, just like you wrote the book in it or smiethong. I think that you can do with some pics to drive the content home a bit, but other than that, this is… Read more »
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Aussie Battler says:
Spot on Aidian! Read more »
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