Swine Flu

Did nuclear power kill any Germans prior to the announcement last week of their plans to phase out nuclear power? No.

These cukes get vilified like them nukes. Photo: AP

But Germans are dying now and it’s a safe bet that the cause will not be phased out. It probably won’t even be identified in a generic way, let alone named and shamed and prosecuted. Is it cucumbers? Or cabbage or lettuce or bean sprouts?

“Death toll from E-coli cucumber outbreak reaches 16.” shouted the Sydney Morning Herald over a picture of goats chomping on a mountain of dumped cucumber.

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  • enlitient says:

    03:35pm | 08/08/11

    Hello I enjoyed yoiur article. I think you have some good ideas and everytime i learn something new i dont think it will ever stop always new info , Thanks for all of your hard work!. Read more »

  • Burko says:

    01:03pm | 08/06/11

    @ Geoff. I wasnt aware that you’re sign was a protest against a Golf Course, I honestly thought it was “generalisation”. Taking that into account I apologise for the above, as the Golf Course I used to frequent poisoned everything the touched the greens .That was the end of Golf… Read more »

 

THE onset of the dreaded winter flu season is bringing with it a needling dilemma for many parents.

One small jab for man… Picture: AP

No one wants to see their child fighting off a soaring temperature accompanied by bouts of coughing and sneezing.

After last year’s pandemic, the offer of a combined vaccination against swine flu as well as influenza A and B seemed like an attractive option for many parents wanting to safeguard their little ones. That was until reports started trickling in of some children suffering adverse effects such as high fever and convulsions from the jab.

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  • Viviana says:

    04:20pm | 07/02/12

    foreign lvinig beingsMMR isn’t a “live” vaccine and the live things in the few that are live vaccine aren’t “lvinig beings” but weakened viruses.without doing serious personal rese[a]rchVaccine development involves a *lot* research well before they get used. Read more »

  • MelD says:

    12:42pm | 05/05/10

    I for one am very grateful for Big Pharma, I am asthmatic, and before they introduced Ventolin (or similar), Seretide (or similar) and Prednisone people with asthma in history had no chance at all. Epilepsy sufferes, no more Polio in developed countries, small pox, all these things and more held… Read more »

 

One year ago this weekend, the World Health Organisation issued its first Disease Outbreak Notice on swine flu, confirming the infection of a number of people in Mexico and the US. A few weeks later the previously unknown virus had Australia holding its breath when the first cases hit our shores.

The Australian's Peter Nicholson, a year ago

The World Health Organisation went on to declare their first pandemic in more than 40 years and the media went into overdrive. A year on you could argue the hype was all a bit excessive and that experts keen to get their names up in lights were crying wolf and playing into the hands of news editors who think the biggest numbers make the best headlines.

But ultimately if a new virus was to emerge again this flu season, should we react differently? Probably not. The reality is most viruses don’t mutate into deadly killers; but it has happened before and it will happen again.

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  • Glad to be a Grandma says:

    03:25pm | 19/01/11

    There has to be some public registry of un vaccinated children, so we know which kids are at risk for diseases. The information would be useful for expectant mothers who have to keep their newborns safe. Personally I wouldnt want to be a pregnant teacher looking after a roomful of… Read more »

  • CS says:

    05:00pm | 27/04/10

    Well - I’m not an MD, but I am a qualified immunologist in the field of newborn immunity.  From my point of view, this is an excellent article that sums up the sensible approach of the authorities to last year’s outbreak.  It isn’t controversial, hence the lack of comments. The… Read more »

 

A group that has suggested Swine Flu is a man-made conspiracy has now furthered its campaign against vaccination by jumping on concerns about Swine Flu vaccine.

This won't hurt a bit, but misinformation might.

In a press release issued on August 28, titled “Swine flu indemnity - why there are concerns about this vaccine”, the Australian Vaccination Network links an issue over medical practitioners’ indemnity with concerns about ingredients and past practices, as well as drawing in claims about past issues with vaccines.

In response, Eran Segev, president of Australian Skeptics, has warned that “The AVN is taking advantage of the current situation over insurance indemnity for the Swine Flu vaccine in order to spread fear and alarm about vaccinations in general.”

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  • Niels says:

    12:03pm | 16/07/10

    In every tom’s existence, at some dated, our inner pep goes out.  It is then blow up into passion by an be faced with with another benign being.  We should all be indebted for the duration of those people who rekindle the inner spirit Read more »

  • Michele Diamond Watch says:

    06:44pm | 26/06/10

    To be a upright charitable being is to be enduring a make of openness to the world, an skill to guardianship unsure things beyond your own restrain, that can govern you to be shattered in hugely outermost circumstances pro which you were not to blame. That says something exceedingly weighty… Read more »

 

The strange thing about having swine flu is that it is more like meeting a pop culture icon than being told you’re sick.

Swine Flu. Sort of like a Lady Gaga concert. But not really.

After being examined by two doctors yesterday (the intern called for backup) I was told that I had the best accessory in the Winter 2009 collection – the H1N1 virus.

This terminology was obviously preferred by doctors who refuse to engage in the more tabloid pig or swine flu. It also would have sounded alarmist when paired with their sage advice which was basically “go back to bed and you’ll be right, young bloke like yourself” etc.

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  • miles says:

    11:24am | 19/08/09

    babar is not a contradiction it’s the settlement of the colonies you can work at a select few and give them money and culture and they will try and keep the rest of the savages in check… propaganda for the youth Read more »

  • Arthur Potter says:

    03:13am | 19/08/09

    An original article about swine flu - that’s high praise. Great piece, loved it! Read more »

 

To medicate or not to medicate, that is the question.

British comedians David Mitchell and Robert Webb  tackle the traditional vs alternative medicine debate.

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  • Lee says:

    09:35pm | 19/08/09

    d - please don’t use homeopathy and “health care” together…... it is the biggest crock though! Read more »

  • d says:

    04:27pm | 18/08/09

    rofl lyn. “valuable additions”? do the words snake oil salesman mean anything to you? homeopathy is the biggest crock in the health care world. giving people water and telling them it can cure them? get a brain Read more »

 

Just saying ...

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It's not the first time we've had a bad flu outbreak.

You can see the data for yourself here (choose influenza from the list and generate the report). Swine flu figures are from the Department of Health.

Below are some links to more coverage around the world after the WHO declared a global swine flu pandemic. It’s the first pandemic in more than 40 years.

We’re only at the start of winter so this year could, at the rate we’re going, end up being bigger than 2007 in terms of total confirmed flu cases. Swine flu cases are being confirmed rapidly, sometimes at a rate of over 100 a day, so it won’t be long before that red bar starts to draw level with previous years. But the graph gives some context to the spread of the flu so far when compared to the very bad years. And remember, this is notified cases - if you had a flu and treated it with some aspirin and a lie-down, your case won’t be in there.

So what do we do now? Is it time to panic? I know some people have died from it but it feels much more like a pandemic of runny noses. Share your thoughts in the comments.

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  • Edgar says:

    02:44am | 21/07/09

    Pfft. And Turnbull would do any better? You can’t talk your way out of a Pandemic. Read more »

  • mick says:

    05:57pm | 15/07/09

    Lucky it wasn’t bird flu because under the labor party at both state and commonwealth levels we would probably be dying by the thousands. Read more »

 

I woke up to a different Mexico on April 23, 2009. I was returning from covering a story in Hong Kong. And this was a really different Mexico: people on the street wearing blue masks, the media and internet in complete madness, collective panic.

And us Mexicans, who are always so warm in our daily dealings, sharing food with others, kissing and hugging each other hello every time we meet - these beautiful customs were suddely gone amid the fear of contagion of a “new virus”. 

Where had this virus come from? Pigs are not reared side to side with birds in Mexico. It was so absurd. We had never even had a case of dangerous flu.

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  • Rodrigo Castro says:

    12:37pm | 12/06/09

    Our world completely changed… yet we are still singing and dancin’ towards our problems… Read more »

  • Carla Martínez says:

    12:26pm | 12/06/09

    I feel exactly like you and now, after more than a month, OMS declare a pandemic and nothing happen, media and goverment don’t pronounce a big declaration - why? Read more »

 

Before the advent of swine flu, Nicola Roxon’s most notable public outing was during the 2007 election campaign when Health Minister Tony Abbott failed to show up for a televised debate at the National Press Club.

Finding herself in the middle of a politician’s fantasy – a forum on national television to herself – Roxon showed a good combination of humility and pugnacity by addressing the audience herself, and making the point to Abbott that he should have organised his time better.

Her quiet sledging drew the above, infamous response from Abbott: “That’s bullshit.”

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  • ben says:

    12:25am | 10/06/09

    Why is it these days the face of anything serious is a politician who controls the public information for all outlets, and what facts the public is allowed to hear? Roxon and swine flu, similar to Bob Debus and boats of refugees - the main ones speaking were not the… Read more »

  • Jack Thomas says:

    10:36pm | 03/06/09

    Best application to be her Press Secretary and most biased puff piece I have seen in a long time. Geez, Tony Abbott saying “bullshit” under his breath is simply terrible, no Labor pollie ever swore before and it’s such an outrageous thing to say. I’ll bet you hid behind the… Read more »

 

Eric Lobbecke in last week's Daily Telegraph

PIGS might fly. At least that’s what many Australians believe their chances are of being struck down by swine flu.

Epidemics have a habit of incubating fear and panic. But in cyberspace many people are just getting sick of what they perceive as excessive hype over the swine flu.

While health authorities have been issuing warnings about health and hygiene practices, quarantining suspected flu carriers and closing schools, the measures have been met with skepticism by bloggers to major Australian news forums.

There is a widely-held belief coming through online comments that Australian authorities are over-reacting to the seriousness of the influenza.

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  • Paddy says:

    08:58am | 07/06/09

    The panic seems to have subsided here in Japan now that people realise the symptoms are no more serious than your average non-porcine flu. It is called “shingatai infruenza” (new type flu) here. I think the authorities don`t want to associate it with pigs in order to avoid a widespread… Read more »

  • Robert says:

    10:33am | 02/06/09

    There seems to be a compelling political convenience in hyping up swine flu, which currently has a lower than average seasonal virulence and morbidity, at a time where state and federal governments have spent the family fortune and plunged their respective constituencies into serious long term debt. Read more »

 

One of the best Simpsons quotes has got to be Homer’s reply to Ned Flanders after being lectured about the patches of Crabgrass on his lawn: “There is nothing wrong with Crabgrass! It’s just has a bad name that’s all! Everyone would love it if it were called, eh, Elfgrass!”

I’m beginning to think swine flu is the Crabgrass of influenza strains.

The free afternoon newspaper MX in Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane had a great headline on Friday: Flu Spread Fear. I like it because you read it (well I did) as: Flu Spreads Fear.

A widdle Elf

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  • Jane says:

    05:53pm | 01/06/09

    You know what I hate? The Heralds Sun’s massive “Pig Flu” headlines! Talk about over reaction. People love having something to be scared shitless about. Read more »

  • Linda says:

    03:07pm | 01/06/09

    I am not a pig, there for i can not catch swine flu, I am however, a b*&*h, so am more concerned with an epidemic of dog flu rising from the yards of puppy mills in Australia. Shut down the puppy mills !!!!!!!!!  I chant. But leave us back yard… Read more »

 

Two Fridays ago we were all blissfully unaware of the impending doom about to be unleashed by those damn Mexicans and their unusual domestic arrangements with pigs. By Monday April 27 we were in the brace position – suspiciously eyeing anyone who appeared to be of Latin origin – and being warned not to cause a run on the national supply of Tamiflu.

A couple wait for a train in Mexico City

By midnight that night all pilots in charge of flights coming from affected countries were ordered to report any passengers with flu-like symptoms, while TV news bulletins led with the installation of thermal imaging scanners at the airports. The NSW Government rushed through emergency powers to detain people with suspected cases in their homes. But swine flu jokes were already rampant as the death toll from suspected cases in Mexico climbed to the low hundreds.

Then the unthinkable happened – a 23-month-old became the first person to die of suspected H1N1 in the United States. The UNITED STATES!

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  • D says:

    05:24pm | 29/06/09

    The photo of the newly wed is in Beijing not Hong Kong.  This is not difficult to spot for those with some common sense. Read more »

  • Dallas says:

    01:21pm | 01/06/09

    Pain in head, drop brick on toe, transfer pain!  What new pain relief will governments and their organs, agencies of responsible respectability be prescribing the unsuspecting residents next ?  more tax flu ! Read more »

 

DEATH is often depicted in Mexico as an ever-present and humanised force, in the form of a skeletal woman with nicknames such as The Bald One, The Skinny One, The Weeping Woman and, creepiest of all, The Fancy Lady.

Turning death into an artform: a Jose Luis Posada woodcut

The country’s pre-Colombian traditions and its bloody modern history provide a good foundation for a death cult. The Mexican Revolution claimed at least 1.4 million lives between 1910 and 1917. The official toll from the 1985 Mexico City earthquake is 10,000; Mexicans say it’s more than 30,000. Since January last year, the number of drug-related murders stands at 7337 - not all murders, just drug murders.

A lot of them aren’t routine shootings. One guy nicknamed El Pozolero, The Stew-Maker, was arrested last year for boiling down the bodies of more than 100 rival cartel members in vats of acid.

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