Surveys

So a crack commando unit of researchers from the University of Western Australia has found that people who place Australian flags on their cars are more likely to express racist attitudes than people who don’t.

Australians who wear fluffy hats are 140 per cent more likely to be female. Picture: The Courier-Mail

The team of researchers discovered this through a comprehensive census of a vast crowd of 102 car-flag-bearing Austrayans havin’ a rip-roarin’ Oz Day barbie in Perth last year. It’s an incredibly groundbreaking and revealing set of data.

Except for the fact it’s a load of codswallop. And we’ve beaten them to the punch, if you’ll excuse the pun.

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  • Roger S says:

    10:10pm | 30/01/12

    that girl in the Aussie flag is pretty hot, found some more photos of her http://photography.aukihenry.com/search/label/Mel Bridge Read more »

  • donna says:

    08:11am | 30/01/12

    good on ye old chook im irish an living here ,, i have adopted the aussie way of life an i dont agree with foriegners coming here an not adapting to the ways of this country,,when i left ireland i had to sign a stat dec stating that i speak… Read more »

 

News.com.au has today published the results of its exclusive Cost of Living survey, and the results are a major eye-opener. The take home message is this: a huge number of us say we’re struggling.

No kidding, this is ridgy didge, fair dinkum the street next to the real Struggle St in the outback. Pic: Google maps.

Reading the survey, which was taken by 30,000 Australians, you wouldn’t know that we’re one of the world’s 10 wealthiest nations in raw GDP per capita terms. Neither would you think we managed to surf out the worst of the global financial crisis. Or crises. Or whatever.

The national breakdown is as follows. Forty-eight per cent of us say we are “managing to get by”, 28 per cent of place ourselves on “Struggle St”, 17 per cent are “barely coping” while 7 per cent of us are on “Easy St”.

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  • Brody Stewart says:

    07:25am | 20/12/11

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  • Truthful Jones says:

    02:38pm | 10/12/11

    I read the Australia/Russia comparisons with interest. Look to be spot on. Not wishing to roast Mike any more than necesssary, Kay’s point about the much higher level of incomes here vs Russia was very telling. As I said elsewhere, overall, roughly 1/3rd of Australian households own their homes outright,… Read more »

 

The worst place in the entire universe is any of the smoking rooms at the otherwise spotless new Hong Kong airport. In these tiny glass cells, dozens of travellers squeeze in for a desperate last puff before they fly out. If you’re foolish enough to step inside, you emerge instantly reeking of ashtray. Bleah.

Oh come on, what's not to love about this? Pic: James Croucher

As these loathsome smoky dens are to Hong Kong airport, so is the airport to the wider world. Airports themselves are captive hell holes, where we can no more escape the check-in queues, the over-inflated prices and the smug frequent flyers heading off to their poncy “lounges” than a smoker in the Hong Kong cubicle can escape the smoke cloud.

And Australian airports are among the worst, as a “leaked” survey yesterday confirmed. Leaked schmeaked. Like that was some kind of secret. Anyone could have told you our airports are shocking. All airports are shocking, even the supposedly good ones. Quite rightly, we hate airports… but not as much as we secretly love them.

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  • Alicia says:

    10:16pm | 06/04/11

    I tell you how it happens. Two years ago I went to Brisbane with my fiance and some of his family. His family is notorious for being late so I was adamant that we arrive at the airport on time. We did. My fiance and I checked in and headed… Read more »

  • SamCro says:

    08:45pm | 06/04/11

    Start by finishing primary school. Perhaps your son could help you with the hard bits? Read more »

 

With the election only months away, will Julia Gillard’s elevation into leadership be enough to consolidate Labor’s electoral support and help them secure a second term?

Julia Gillard with Governor-General Quentin Bryce after being sworn in today. Pic: AP

Speaking to voters in Sydney today just over an hour after Gillard was elected Labor leader unopposed in Canberra, almost everyone knew about it and had a view on her impact on the national political landscape, though many reserved judgment on how it would affect their vote.

But broadly the people The Punch spoke to saw Gillard’s leadership a change to be excited about, and a great step forward for Australia in terms of gender equality.

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  • BobM says:

    09:45pm | 26/06/10

    SMH - Are you more likely to vote Labor with Julia Gillard as leader? Yes 42% No 58% Total votes: 137269. Goobye Julia! PS - Nice pic of the GG who just happens to be Bill Shortens mum in law. Read more »

  • Robert Smissen Rural SA says:

    05:39pm | 25/06/10

    For years feminists have been telling us gender is irrelevent (I whole heartedly agree) so all you have now is the crushing of the Fabianistic Kevvy & the Raising of Red Julia of the Loony Left, I can’t see how this is a win for Oz. Read more »

 

The Punch first did a survey asking people what they thought of the Prime Minister last October when Kevin Rudd had approval ratings sometimes over 70 per cent. We wanted to get to the bottom of his popularity.

Words used by survey respondents to describe Kevin Rudd

The conclusion was that Kevin Rudd was a bit like a budget airline in that everyone had a little complaint or two, but there was a broad tick of approval. Not anymore.

After asking 100 Australians for their views on the PM, there are three strong and distinct lines of concern from voters. There is disappointment and anger, including among Labor supporters, at the botching of the insulation scheme, poor oversight of the school building program, and the shelving of the emissions trading scheme.

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  • H of SA says:

    05:08pm | 26/05/10

    Poll pot was an anti intellectualist. I think you will find the anti-intellectuals on the non-government side of the chamber Read more »

  • Christian Real says:

    04:47pm | 26/05/10

    Antiperspirant Pers, loose with the truth?, she is more knowledgeable than all you Liberal hacks put together, I guess you must be talking about Tony Abbott,who was caught out for lying on the 7.30 Report, and also caught out for lying on Four Coners, http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/08/27/1061663854618.html I guess Tony thinks its… Read more »

 

As Kevin Rudd’s approval ratings slide in the polls many Australians are growing disillusioned with the Prime Minister and sceptical about his promises.

He never made it off the first step. Cartoon: Warren Brown

In a survey The Punch conducted in Sydney city last week testing public opinion of Kevin Rudd, many respondents dismissed him as “a typical politician.”

Respondents were asked to describe the Prime Minister in three words. Some of the descriptions offered have long been used to characterise him: “bland”, “boring”, and “intelligent”.

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  • ray g says:

    03:43pm | 25/05/10

    He changes what he stands for like the weather - fundamental, core , number one challenge, all Tony Abbot needs to do is connect and this dudd will be on his way - come on Tony PLEEEEEESE! Read more »

  • Dingo says:

    11:51am | 25/05/10

    persephone, I didn’t say it was good or bad, just that Rudd promised it would NEVER happen again. dementer, he didn’t say abuse would never happen again, he said the government would not remove Aboriginal children from their families ever again. Rudd’s words, not mine. Read more »

 

It was refreshing to hear something new in the public debate on climate change today. Liberal frontbencher Chris Pyne told Sky News: “If a modern political party wants to be taken seriously it cannot be a climate change sceptic party”.

Jon Kudelka in The Australian

Is there any issue which draws more predictable responses from people than climate change? The mere mention of it sparks a round of boring twaddle as folks argue from fixed positions over whether the latest news shows climate change is caused by people or even real - or, most hilariously, a massive conspiracy cooked up by an evil network of thousands of scientists with a twisted sense of humour.

But there’s one thing surely everyone agrees on. If sea levels rise and rain stops falling, we are all totally and utterly screwed. So we should probably deal with it.

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  • thatmosis says:

    11:48am | 14/10/09

    This is probably why the Government is now changing its tune and “inviting” changes to its flawed ETS Senator Barnaby Joyce Leader of the Nationals in the Senate 13th October 2009 COME CLEAN ON THE COST OF THE ETS, MR RUDD Senator Joyce conducted a survey on the Emissions Trading… Read more »

  • alison says:

    11:17am | 14/10/09

    Why is anyone suprised GW has fallen as an issue? Everyone seems to have forgotten KRudd spent over $14 million on an advertising campaign (including TV ads) when he first got into Govt, which scared the bejeuss out of everyone with dry dams and a deep grim reaper esque voice… Read more »

 

Another highly instructive sex survey has been released out of Britain.

The Sex and the City chicks. Possibly the only ones guaranteed to fulfill criteria for the sex survey

According to a world-wide survey of 15,000 women, Germans are the worst lovers with Englishman, Swedes, Dutch and Americans rounding off the worst five. Spanish, Brazilians, Italians and French were rated the best in bed, with Australians rated the seventh best.

By my reckoning to have participated in this survey a woman would have had to have slept with at least one man from every country assessed.

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  • AFR says:

    02:09pm | 01/10/09

    What they need is for us lads to be surveyed on women. I think Aussie girls would ge ta rude shock. Read more »

  • Charles says:

    12:59pm | 01/10/09

    Looking at the list and the reasons I note that the English are considered 2nd worst, ‘they are too lazy’.  Now is that reason any surprise?  Just reinforces the view of the POMS, as a race, embodied in the slight that they are ‘nothing but a bunch of dole bludgers’. … Read more »

 

Don’t worry if you don’t understand what the ETS is supposed to do or what the letters even stand for. You’re not alone.

This man was scared and confused when we asked him what an ETS was

Peter had no idea what the letters E, T and S stood for when we asked him, but did manage his own summary of the policy:  ‘It’s gonna cost extra. You don’t get anything for free. Soon they will be taxing the air that we breathe.” Well they kinda are actually Pete, at least what we put into it.

With all the debate about Climate Change and the focus very much on the ETS, here at The Punch we decided it would be a good idea to go out and see what people actually knew about it.

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    05:39pm | 06/06/11

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  • STuart says:

    03:09am | 28/08/09

    I explained the ETS and the Carbon Con and it took about 2 hours to go through so I am fairly up to speed with it It is a foundation blok of the New WOrld Order Global Enslavement Grid Stuart Edwards Read more »

 

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