Supermodel

Gee, doesn’t Elle Macpherson look fabulous. Still so lean and tall, with her trademark tousled blonde-tipped locks falling all over her shoulders.

This man does not need his mum to pack his lunch

“She looks a woman half her age,” fawned a Daily Mail reporter over recent pictures of the supermodel, wearing a cowboy hat and swaggering through the streets of Rio.

You’ll not catch me disagreeing, Elle’s definitely still got it. But there’s a reason she has so much time to primp and preen.

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  • A Good Dad says:

    10:26am | 17/03/11

    Anyone in the public is open to scrutiny - it’s the choice of the famous that they willingly make. You should harden up princess Johnnie - methinks this article hit a raw nerve Mr Stay at Work Dad. My friend is the same , he pretends to work late nights… Read more »

  • kateinlondon says:

    07:42am | 17/03/11

    @Amy Stuart - as someone who has to do the 24 flight with three kids several times a year, if I could afford it, I would TOTALLY be flying up the front while they were down the back. Read more »

 

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