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Can you be a “different kind of girl” when you’re 53?

06 Feb 02:10pm

Filed under: Entertainment, Madonna, Society, Super Bowl 2012

In 2008 a journalist from Vanity Fair said the thought of sex with a then-50-year-old Madonna “seems like a fetish” - presumably because she was then already “old”. Yet there she was at 2012 Super Bowl half time with pom poms, gladiator outfits, military drummers, a gospel choir and loads of cameos from other stars singing about being a “different kind of girl” in her new song.

The general consensus was she knocked the half-time show right out of the park. Who said it’s inappropriate for a 53-year-old woman to dress like a gothic cheerleader? Maybe 50 is the new 25.

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Helen says:

01:18pm | 08/02/12

Ah the good old Punch, misogynist as ever. I’m sure you don’t think the same standards should apply to ageing male stars like Jagger and Richards. Read more »
P. Thornton says:

05:11am | 08/02/12

Love reading about envy especially when it’s written by the slothful. Madge isn’t a bad sort. Some fool upthread rolled out that old chestnut ‘mutton dressed as lamb.’ So what? Mutton dressed as mutton is somehow more worthy? She’s still having a go and prepared to cop the slings and… Read more »

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