Student Id

I used to work in this pub in Wollongong where come Census time some of the regulars would scarper for the hills. I also remember a bus stop near where I grew up bearing the graffiti: “NO AUSTRALIA CARD” for most of the mid 80s, so I get there are people who are a little skeptical (read paranoid) about the Government knowing their business.

1984 called, and it wants its outrage back

But I just heard the Punch’s Mark Kenny at the Press Club ask Julia Gillard about the “Orwellian” nature of the proposed new ID number for Australian school students Phil Coorey flagged in the Herald this morning.

The Opposition quickly jumped on the plan, with Tony Abbott today saying: I think that people have names and I think that it ought to be possible to identify people’s performance based on their names, based on who they are.”

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  • Davido says:

    04:32pm | 26/02/10

    Wow DG never heard someone say they want to be treated like a number. Anyway…. Your last paragraph hits the point exactly. We the people should be in control of the country through the instrument of Government. People who blindly trust the democratic process are I would say - naive.… Read more »

  • acker says:

    09:33pm | 25/02/10

    Student ID will help the education department macro manage and perhaps remove the lower performing teachers, which is why the teachers union is screaming like stuck pigs. Read more »

 

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