Stockholm G4s Heist
Steal a helicopter. Dress like ninjas.
Show you have a sense of humour by placing a bag outside the cops’ helicopter hanger with the word BOMB written on it. This will stop the police chasing you in the sky.
Scatter small sharp objects on the roads around the bank you’re targeting to slow down approaching police cars.
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