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by Paul Colgan

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Filed under: Crime, Stockholm G4s Heist, World News

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Steal a helicopter. Dress like ninjas.

The G4S facility outside Stockholm that was spectacularly robbed

Show you have a sense of humour by placing a bag outside the cops’ helicopter hanger with the word BOMB written on it. This will stop the police chasing you in the sky.

Scatter small sharp objects on the roads around the bank you’re targeting to slow down approaching police cars.

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bubba says:

10:47am | 19/09/10

I hear the way they catch you is from the serial numbers of the money stolen that you will spend on things like lets say a car, a home some idiots even put that money in another bank for safe keeping and that is when they get caught, even if… Read more »
David says:

08:50am | 09/09/10

They might if there was a rogue aircraft involved though . . . it sometimes seems that a plane only has to go off course a few yards for someone somewhere to flip out. Read more »

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