Stimulus

I have a confession to make. I have a soft spot for the Australian Workers Union.

A never-before-seen picture of Scott Morrison hanging with his AWU mates.

Before anyone gets too excited, let me explain. My great, great aunt was Dame Mary Gilmore, the first female member of the AWU. Dame Mary was one of Australia’s greatest ever poets who now graces our ten dollar note.

Dame Mary edited the women’s page of the Australian Worker before heading off to South America in 1900 to be part of William Lane’s ‘New Australia’ commune in Paraguay.

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  • alan cotterell says:

    10:24am | 27/02/10

    What has the Liberal Party done to alienate the Australian Industry Group?  Heather Ridout has clearly stated that workplace OHS is the province of the employer, NOT peter Garrett! Read more »

  • Dingo says:

    04:37pm | 24/02/10

    John, how our debt compares to other nations should be irrelevant. However if you really want to keep making that comparison, consider our comparative unemployment rate and net govt surplus when the GFC first arose. Then look at some of the very serious issues now facing several of the highly… Read more »

 

GONE are the days of burning the Midnight Oil and singing about the dangers of environmental degradation.

Illustration: Peter Nicholson

Peter Garrett is beginning to learn it’s not easy being green when you are in Government.

After originally singing the praises of his $2.5 billion insulation program, the Environment Minister is now at risk of finding himself in the political wilderness over the accident-prone rebate scheme which he unceremoniously dumped on Friday.

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  • Facts and Figures says:

    03:28pm | 21/03/10

    Interestingly, on this issue, If you look at the figures. Courtesy of the Bureau of Statistics (domicile insulation, fires and accidents Australia 1980 thou 2009). The installation of the insulation by numbers, the incidence of death and fire has actually decreased under the so-called failed scheme. If you take the… Read more »

  • Tim says:

    10:05am | 23/02/10

    The thing i find funny is that in coming years the same people who are complaining about the mismanagement of this scheme are going to be the same people complaining about too much government regulation in the future. Read more »

 

Ahhh, now we get it. Lindsay Tanner is smarter than that “freak show” Barnaby Joyce.

Lindsay Tanner uses question time to remind us what a moron Barnaby Joyce is. Picture: Ray Strange

In case we didn’t get the message in parliament last week (we can be a bit slow sometimes) Mr Tanner spelled it out again on Meet the Press on the weekend. Not only is Senator Joyce “off the planet”, his team mate Joe Hockey is a “lightweight”.

Yesterday in parliament he repeated the lesson again for those who’d wagged the last one or drifted off while doodling on our pencil cases. Mr Hockey is “out to lunch”, and again he filled us in on Barnaby. According to Mr Tanner, Senator Joyce is evidence of “a very big question mark over the leader of the opposition’s judgment for appointing him in the first place.”

For someone who’s so much smarter than his counterpart, Mr Tanner seems to have skipped the chapter in Politics for Dummies called “Australians don’t like smug politicians who reckon they’re smarter than everyone else.”

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  • Saskia says:

    04:52pm | 10/02/10

    Sharp as a bowling ball more like it!  Did you here his interview yesterday where he could not answer a basic question about the stimulus package? Tanner is a union official with no professional financial qualifications - like 99% of the ALP,  Given that economics is the biggest imperative in… Read more »

  • Brian says:

    02:44pm | 10/02/10

    persephone - it is getting dull - tell us about rudd’s achievements please? when you get back from centrelink Read more »

 

The Rudd Government claims to be superior in economic management. How so?

Illustration: Peter Nicholson

The real reason Australia did better than most developed countries in the recent financial crisis was that the Coalition had by 2006 repaid the $96 billion debt run up by Labor, left a $5 billion Education fund, a $60 billion Future Fund and a $22 billion surplus!

Add to this a virtually strike free environment, whereby employment grew, wages grew and exports grew.

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  • Timmo says:

    09:42am | 14/02/10

    Bronwyn Bishop, Well what can one say regarding your endless quotes and the usual display of the arrogance for poor in this country. ” Lindsay Tanner, the poor mans Costello”, well typical Liberal Party ideology. Stuff the poor. Now, Howard was very good at that as he got his big… Read more »

  • Paul says:

    06:52pm | 13/02/10

    Yeah, The Emergency departments of the country are clogged up with people who don’t pay the Medicaire levy. Read more »

 

Well what can I say about the first parliamentary week as shadow finance minister?

Bearded lady? Swanny's deficit is scarier…

Tony wanted a speech and I delivered it at the Press Club. It would not have mattered if the speech had categorically disproved the theory of relativity, the issue would be the slip and when the question came where I had to, on my feet and in my head, quickly add up Labor party expenditure via MYEFO for the next four years, I said billion when I should have said trillion.

In that split second my head said trillion my heart said you have got to be joking that is enormous. My head was right but the result is for all to see on YouTube.

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  • Venise Alstergren says:

    01:49pm | 09/02/10

    Stick at what you’re good at Barnaby sticking in the boondocks, making a clown of yourself, and holding Australia’s politicians up to the world as being the crass, religion sodden, hicksville and neanderthal lunatics they are. The people who elected you should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves. But, they are… Read more »

  • Mikko says:

    11:09am | 09/02/10

    Hey WA Aggie,(12.10 am, 8/2) thanks for the link to the Canberra Times article about the 150 public servants set up to administer Rudd’s phony CPRS months before it was twice rejected. Add the cost of that to the 144 delegates to the Nopenhagen fiasco and even Lindsay Tanner would… Read more »

 

Research indicates that many lottery winners revert to their previous levels of happiness within a year of winning. Sometimes it’s a case of water finding its level and individuals returning to their normal state of contentment.

Labor let go too quickly

Other times, the money is blown on failed business ventures, opportunist gold digging relatives or the vulgar excesses that often accompany easy cash.  In such circumstances, it’s not uncommon for winners to end up worse off than before they won.

Two years ago the Federal government had money in the bank. Howard and Costello had built up a massive buffer of savings to pay for an ageing population, retired the entire Commonwealth debt and budgeted for - if not already delivered - eight years of income tax cuts.

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  • Wayne says:

    08:43am | 25/11/09

    Spending with no business case to substantiate the benefits. An ETS that does nought to reduce any so-called man-made impact to climate change but only line the pockets of fat-cat brokers. A National Broadband programme with no business modelling.  An apology to indigenous people with no subsequent action.  A dilution… Read more »

  • Helen says:

    07:59am | 25/11/09

    When I saw the title of this article I imagined it was addressing the very real problem of personal debt in this country. That is, the tendency of Australians to use their house as an ATM to pull out money for holidays, cars and other consumer items, plus the tendency… Read more »

 

Access to capital and finance is the single biggest issue facing the resources industry at the present time.

Does this man have a future?

There’s not a single exploration company in this state that is struggling to get a project going for want of a desert power circle but there are plenty struggling for cash.

The state government has worked with the chamber in an orderly and disciplined fashion since the SACOME sponsored infrastructure conference in 2006. However, the best thing any government could do to get exploration spending moving would be to introduce a Flow Through Share (FTS) scheme.

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  • Margaret Gray says:

    03:05pm | 11/09/09

    The biggest single threat to mining in this country is a political bureaucracy who purports to ‘represent’ less than 2% of the total Australian population. Securing a Native Title Agreement and its accompanying land use permission is the greatest impediment to mining (and exploration) projects proceeding. Fulfilling these vexatious and… Read more »

  • iansand says:

    01:04pm | 11/09/09

    I thought the carbon reduction scheme was MEANT to be a threat to mining.  At least for coal. Read more »

 

MALCOLM Turnbull is wasting his breath, and opportunities to land some punches in question time, by attacking the Rudd Government’s commitment to maintaining its economic stimulus spending.

Turnbull's failing to grasp hold of the economic argument

Put simply, there’s no political gain to be had by taking Turnbull’s advice - or being seen to be taking his advice - and turning off the stimulus tap.

The point is not about whether maintaining the current proposed level of spending is the right thing to do.

(Join The Punch team here at 2pm for live coverage of Question Time).

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  • Clover says:

    09:43am | 14/09/09

    Are you sure you aren’t already? Read more »

  • Teddy Sea says:

    03:41pm | 11/09/09

    Moan, moan, whinge ... complain, contradict, bellyache ... in the gap in between find a word or phrase that can be misinterpreted and pretend to be upset about it ... make a fuss, obfuscate, disagree ... and pretend it’s all for the taxpayer and the good of the country. Everyday… Read more »

 

What's our next Snowy Scheme?

Whilst Australia’s economy is facing enormous challenges arising from the impact of the global recession, there is another story emerging.

It’s a story of consumer spending holding up, of the housing market remaining strong, and of companies sharing around the burden by shortening hours to keep employees in jobs.

We are not out of the woods yet, but in the short-term the savage downturn that’s hit many other countries so hard, has been averted here in Australia.  I believe this has happened because the Government has displayed two important strengths in a time of crisis: political courage and long-term vision. 

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  • JBean says:

    08:56pm | 22/06/09

    Oportune of you to mention the Snowy Scheme in the context of the history of great Australian infrastructure works. As we all need reminding: the 17th October this year marks the 60th anniversary of the start of construction of the Snowy Mountains Scheme near Adaminaby attended by Chifley, McKell, Lemmon… Read more »

 

September 2008: Malcolm Farr writes in The Daily Telegraph that Kevin Rudd is considering taking on net debt for the first time in 12 years. Government goes ballistic in its denials. Newspoll shows ALP 55% - Coalition 45%

Mark Knight in the Herald Sun

October 2008: Rudd announces the first stimulus package and says the cash will be distributed by Christmas. Punters are comfortable with the $10 billion bottom line. Newspoll shows ALP 54% - Coalition 46%.

November 2009: Rudd spills the worst-kept secret in Government - that the Budget will go into “temporary deficit”. Newspoll two weeks later shows ALP 59% - Coalition 41%.

December 2008: Harvey Norman reports bumper Christmas sales, up 9 per cent on previous year. Kevin Rudd Santa Clause jokes start. Newspoll shows ALP 59% - Coalition 41%....

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