Stimulus Package
My first offering to The Punch for 2010 – and it’s a puff piece! Gena Karpf makes great, sweet puffy marshmallows. Fruity flavoured marshmallows, chocolate flavoured marshmallows, pretty much any sort of marshmallow you could imagine really.

Anyone who sees the swooning effect that Meryl Streep’s goodies have on Steve Martin in this summer’s hit movie It’s Complicated will get my drift.
Gena’s shop SWEETNESS: The Patisserie is two doors down from my new Electorate Office in Epping.
What a huge news week it was last week. Sabi the dog came home. Tiger Woods fever gripped the country, and like Ol’ Man River our Australian economy keeps just keep rolling along.

With apologies to Tiger I know we’re not out of the woods yet and nobody’s taking the hands off the wheel, but it’s worth taking a moment to reflect on our achievement as a nation.
Last week’s jobs figures came in at 5.8%. 670,000 unemployed Australians is too many and we expect that unemployment will continue to rise in the coming months. But the community resilience in the face of this threat has been fantastic.
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Joel B1 says:
hoofman says: “Must be a slow day for the staff of Liberal MPs judging by the comments here. So slow they’ve had to take a break from attacking each other “ Nothing to say about the fluff piece then hoofman? Why bother commenting if you aren’t referring to the article?… Read more »
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stephen says:
Think next you better write an article on Fat Blokes, Maxine. Get a better quality response. Read more »
Drifiting off during Question Time yesterday it was tempting to wonder what Evesham State School looked like and what its one student might do with a $250,000 library all to herself.

What if the one student at this school is some kind of genius who needs to read 35 books each afternoon Good Will Hunting style?
Well, after contacting Evesham State School in remote central Queensland it turns out it hasn’t received a cent of the fabled $250,000 and, according to its principal and teacher, it won’t receive any of it.
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he has a good point says:
Will you be angry if i don’t agree? Read more »
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urbananarchist says:
Sadly, we seem to be enduring the longest running election campaign in history. Based on my scan of recent media, this school story seems to be the small tip of a very large iceberg of Ruddard campaign stunts that we have endured since the 2007 election. The Ruddards are still… Read more »
Yesterday saw a pretty poor parliamentary performance from the person widely regarded as the best performer in the Government.

Deputy Prime Minister Julia Gillard was tickled up by the opposition on a range of Government pressure points - importantly the question of misdirected stimulus spending, whether the signage at schools benefiting from the plan amounts to advertising and its promise that nobody would be worse off under new IR awards.
Of course the star performer isn’t just deputy Prime Minister, she’s Education Minister, Minister for Employment Workplace Relations minister and Social Inclusion Minister. And this is the point: Education and IR and the two portfolios that are right at the pointy end of policy and politics and the moment and it’s fair to ask whether the pressure of this super-portfolio is starting to get to Gillard.
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Alex says:
Shelley, my daughters school has 350 students and the last time I heard, the one student school the Prince Of Mince mentioned countless times yesterday, was not actually receiving that money. Yet another concocted story by the Libs… are they just going to make up stories for everything in Question… Read more »
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vented spleen says:
In defence of Julia let me say that her ‘Speaking English’ lessons are coming along just fine. Read more »
While the Government is keen to demonstrate it must carry out its planned path of stimulus spending, there’s a lot of grumbling about an apparent spending freeze the Prime Minister has put on the public service.

In an effort to cut down on spending post-stimulus the Rudd Government has practically put a complete stop to any new funding for programs not already budgeted for.
The Punch has learnt that any Minister or their department wishing to get extra funding now needs to go through the Prime Minister’s Office - and the answer there is going to be no.
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mark says:
Well said. The question is how many people in this country (as well as, for example, the UK….considering what it’s proponents have achieved there) even know of the Fabian society and it’s ends? It stands for increasing ‘socialism by stealth’. It’s a worry. As the masses blindly chase their materialistic… Read more »
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Julian Thomas says:
working in the public service there have already been massive changes in operations, new operation nazis I mean managers have been appointed and all their job descriptions includes a prominent cause to change the culture accordingly, god help us all Read more »
Here’s the second instalment of Punch TV, where our panel - Dave Penberthy, Tory Maguire and Luke McIlveen - caught up with Infrastructure and Transport Minister Anthony Albanese.
They quizzed Albo on whether the stimulus spending has gone too far, the attacks on Malcolm Turnbull’s judgment, nuclear power, gay marriage and the embattled leadership of NSW Premier Nathan Rees. The second part of the show is in the body of this post.
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The Israeli political system is far from stable. Robustly democratic sure.
But since the advent of proportional voting for the Israeli Parliament - the Knesset - it has seen a revolving door of governments between Labor, the Likud and now Kadima, all having to govern in coalition with minor parties.

Some would say that Israeli politicians and the Israeli public would wish for the stability that our voting system has delivered for a hundred years – but would they?
This may well be a case of ‘be careful what you wish for’.
Because of the instability of the votes in the Knesset the government of Ehud Olmert failed to have their Budget passed by the Parliament for 2008-09.
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V says:
James, how about you help yourself find those answers? it doesn’t take more than a couple of simple Google searches to find that Israel spends the equivalent of 10% of GDP on education (http://tinyurl.com/IsraelEducation). By comparison, Australia spends around 6% of GDP on education (http://tinyurl.com/AustraliaEducation). As for the other area… Read more »
In early 2008 it seemed that the Australian economy could do no wrong.
Unemployment hit a low of 3.9% in February, GDP growth was strong and the prices of our exports were growing at unprecedented rates. Profits were up and consumers were spending.
The only dark cloud on the horizon was the increasingly poor performance of the US economy, which had gone into recession in November 2007, and some faraway problems in overseas banks and credit markets.
Our share market had hit a few minor hurdles after peaking in November 2007, but was still close to record highs after four years of double digit growth.
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Ben Payne says:
Hey Mark, thanks for stating the obvious, but with a headline of “how we got into this mess”, I was expecting some answers, not just a timeline. Of course, it is not in the best interests of an economist to start pointing the finger at the economic policies that pay… Read more »
Anthony Albanese has become one frustrated little bunny.

The Coalition opposed Rudd Labor’s wild cash splash which will leave Australians in debt for a generation or more.
So Lord Albo has been angrily lashing out at any Nationals or Liberal MP who has the temerity not to oppose any Federal Government spending in their local areas.
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Shelley says:
lol Please, a bit less tabloid. Paul. This is a tabloid that he’s writing for. Read more »
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Paul says:
Warren, The tenor of your article is the reason most people turn off politics. Comes across like a commentary on a footy match - about what side is winning & what side is whining! Please, a bit less tabloid. Read more »
There aren’t many things that are more important than making sure someone has a job. If you want to fix inequality and social disadvantage in a community, if you want to give someone a leg-up in life, you find them a decent job.
For the Labor Party, jobs are in our DNA and that’s why it is such an honour to be sworn in today as the Federal Minister for Employment Participation.
Sadly we are confronted with the reality that this week a new set of unemployment figures will come out and they will probably show more Australians are out of work.
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Elizabeth Jarvis says:
I for one think Howard and Costello’s massive surpluses were economic vandalism on a grand scale. We go on about debts, but building up massive surpluses means the Government is not spending the money they’re collecting on the things they should be providing for us - better health facilities, education,… Read more »
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Bob Simpson says:
Mark, you’re living in ideological dreamland! And, if you’re one of the Prime Minister’s favourites, we should be really worried. Have you ever created a job by taking a personal and financial risk, developing an idea, planning and executing a marketing strategy, selling the product or service at a loss,… Read more »
Will the Bogans in the House please show up?
Yesterday, John Cobb extended the meaning of ‘bogan’ to include ‘not showing up’.
I met with his constituents, the Bogan Shire Council, yesterday and listened to their case for a $6 million heated swimming pool.
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Michael says:
If you look carefully as you leave Bogan Shire Council there is a sign on the side of the road reading, “You are now leaving the Bogan Catchment Area”. Sensational Read more »
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John says:
@denny: Albanese being deceptive - how unusual! Read more »
It’s supposed to be order in the House, but last week it was chaos in the House.

Why, because an inarticulate Prime Minister resorted to signs, pictures and placards to try and get his point across.
The Government from Mr Rudd down seems to be rattled, so when not using props both the Prime Minister and Deputy Prime Minister resort to personal abuse rather than just the usual political invective.
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zebadiah says:
Come on Bronwyn, you of all people should know that these ‘silly stunts’ are perfectly normal, every day behaviour in parliament. It is, quite frankly, embarrassing to watch grown men and women jeering and name calling, sneering and laughing at opponents, ignoring simple questions and instead spouting rhetorical nonsense on… Read more »
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Richard Ure says:
The Opposition pitches its arguments at the innumerate and economically illiterate sections of the electorate. When the standard of debate improves and the Opposition specifies which projects should not have been funded, the debate will move to a higher plane. In the meantime, sadly, there will probably be more stunts… Read more »
In their opposition to the Rudd Government’s nation building agenda the Liberals and Nationals have reminded the Australian public that infrastructure development remains a fundamental distinction between Labor and our conservative opponents.
A fundamental fact that the Coalition has never understood is that infrastructure investment is not just a cost – it is a long term investment in the productive economy.
Investment in infrastructure generates higher returns than investment in other sectors of the economy.
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Leo says:
Someone please teach Albanese and if they have time Gillard to pronounce “AUSTRALIA” correctly. Gives me the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. The sooner we get rid of Rudd & Co the sooner we can start reducing the Labour Debt again. Read more »
The infrastructure spending for big-ticket rail, road and port projects is a noble measure aimed at two ends stimulating the economy in the medium term, and delivering vital new services for communities in the longer term.

The only trouble is the alarmingly poor calibre of some of the state governments and bureaucracies which will be entrusted with its delivery.
Chief among them is the Rees Government, which hot on the heels of the Iemma Government, once known as the Carr Government, has achieved world’s best practice in cocking up infrastructure projects.
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