Steve Williams
The first rule of calling a black arsehole a black arsehole is that only another black arsehole can call a black arsehole a black arsehole.
The second rule of calling a black arsehole a black arsehole is that if a white arsehole calls a black arsehole a black arsehole, that white arsehole should be kicked very hard in exactly that location.
In short, Steve Williams, the glorified bouncer who carries other people’s sporting equipment for a living, should be bounced from the golf course for good for his comments about his former boss Tiger Woods in Shanghai last week.
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Remember Tiger’s wife brandishing a 9-iron as she chased him down the street like a madwoman? Well, he’s just been clobbered again, only this time the aggressor was his former caddie Steve Williams, whose weapon of choice was words.
A lot of people don’t care for golf, and fair enough. They’re just not interested in grown men in silly clothes with an unnatural obsession with balls and holes. Read into that line what you will.
But what happened on the golf course this weekend was so much more than mere golf. This was cold revenge. This was Robin teaching Batman about crime fighting and going home with Batwoman to boot. Here’s what went down…
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Bette says:
One or two to rmemeber, that is. Read more »
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tmktwo says:
woods is no ambassador for golf.humble was never in his mind.the man always had a big excuse for not winning.he is a bad example on the course as related to his language and actions.jack arnie trevino and player never acted in that manor.if they got beat they took the loss… Read more »
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