Steve Hooker

The yips. It’s an old golf term which refers to golfers who lose the ability to putt. They stand over the ball and they tremble. They quake. They can barely hold the damn club, let alone propel the ball into a hole that suddenly appears the size of a thimble.


The term has since migrated across to other sports. Beijing gold medallist Steve Hooker today admitted that he has the pole vault yips. He just can’t place that pole in the right spot anymore, and his London campaign is in severe jeopardy.

If it’s any consolation Steve, you’re not the only person struggling to get your mojo back. Several other prominent Australians across all walks of life have totally lost the ability to do the thing they were once pretty good at. Here are five more prominent cases of the Yips. The Punch heartily invites more suggestions from you.

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  • Daniel says:

    09:27pm | 09/02/12

    Who is talking about Soccer S.L.? Read more »

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Morning, all. I’ve written a profile piece on Olympic and world Champion pole vaulter Steve Hooker in today’s Weekend Australian Magazine.

Pole vaulter Steve Hooker

As I was writing the piece, I pretty much came to the conclusion that Hooker is Australia’s best current athlete in any sport. If not him, then who?

I’m going to run through a few candidates, then throw it over to you. But my vote goes to the 27 year old Victorian who, apart from being an absolute genius with a five metre pole in his hands, is one of the most natural, chatty, intelligent individuals on the sporting scene.

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  • adam says:

    04:49am | 27/10/09

    two words kurt fearnley next question Read more »

  • David says:

    01:09am | 27/10/09

    Motorcycle riders not being athletes? Someone needs to rid their minds of the 1930s cigar chomping Grand Prix stereotype. Casey Stoner is well worth a mention, as is Cadel Evans and Emma Snowsill. She wins a lot, why not her? She’s even a triathlete and ironwoman. Read more »

 

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