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There’ll be no more excuses for under-performing children now their parents can get them tested for sporting prowess.

So, kids, just give up those dreams of being an astronaut and start running! Pic: AP

A US company is selling DNA home testing kits – just swab the little darling and post it off, and they’ll let you know whether you’re nurturing the next Usain Bolt.

Just what competitive parents need in the race to have the best child in the world. Now they can hang around the school gate boasting that not only did little precious learn to align a Rubik’s Cube at two months, he also has the genes of a champion.

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  • TracyH says:

    01:12pm | 14/03/11

    Rach…you shouldn’t judge Hammer by the grammar or spelling. This isn’t an English test and his opinions are as valid as anyone else’s. He might simply be in a hurry..or have dyslexia or any number of reasons to explain his writing. He may be from a non-English speaking background, or… Read more »

  • Michael says:

    09:19am | 14/03/11

    well the problem with slaying cyber dragons is that your not achieving anything for your body…..... we all love wow but come on its just a game Read more »

 

Look at the staff on football teams and it looks like half the coaching team seem to have degrees in sports science. Nutritionists and diet specialist, physios, biomechanical experts, psychologists all now play a role in elite sport activity. Clearly, we’ve strayed very far from the idea of sport as an activity based on the innate individual ability.

Ben Johnson at Seoul Olympics 1988. Picture: Popperfoto

With all the emphasis on science, why then do we demonise some scientific breakthroughs that have been proven to enable sports people to reach their potential? I’m talking, of course, about the use of performance enhancing drugs.

Let’s face it: sport is about exploring the limits of human potential. Ingenuity, innovation, and knowledge about what make us faster and stronger—and avoiding what might do more harm than good—has always been part of sport.

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Some might charge me with politicizing Football – but here I go, here I go, here I go …

With the last places being filled for the 2010 Football World Cup in Sth Africa, I’d like to propose a new international FIFA award, to be launched at the opening ceremony next year- the Eudy.

The Eudy would be the short name for the Eudy Simelane Leadership Award and for the foreseeable future it should be awarded for ‘Outstanding Contribution by a Male Footballer to the Campaign to End Violence Against Women’.

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  • Eric says:

    08:22am | 10/10/09

    How about an award to raise awareness among women that violence against children is not to be tolerated? It is, after all, mothers who are the main offenders against children. But no, we always have to pick on men and make them the scapegoats. Read more »

  • Meleah says:

    07:38pm | 09/10/09

    Thank you Chris Gardiner for bringing to our attention the attrocities that are still occuring to people who chose to live their live honestly and openly. I think the idea of the ‘Eudy’ award is a great way to raise awareness amongst men of all ages and nationalities around the… Read more »

 

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