Spoilers
A few years ago, a handful of friends and I saw Valkyrie – the historical thriller about a daring plan by an eye-patch wearing Tom Cruise and his fellow German officers to knock off Adolf Hitler.
Waiting for the movie to start, somebody casually mentioned that it was too bad the assassination attempt ultimately failed (probably because it had only been three years since the couch-jumping thing and Tom Cruise probably could have used a win).
To our surprise, one member of the group flashed with rage: “Great,” she scowled. “Thanks for spoiling the ending!”
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