Speaker Of The House

The public view of the Gillard Government is it’s shielding a man who took union money to pay for prostitutes and another man who tried to get a male staffer into the cot.

Untieing this mess won't be easy

None of these claims has been tested or confirmed by a court, all have been denied. But they have become currency in front-bar political debate and can only hurt Labor.

It has been hard enough for the Government to sustain Craig Thomson on its back bench. It now has Peter Slipper – who has never been a member of the ALP – to manage.

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  • Karin says:

    02:46pm | 29/04/12

    ” It is quite obvious that someone has forged Peter Slipper’s signature,” Wouldn’t be the first time the Libs resorted to sleazy tactics like that.Who can forget Bill Heffernan’s attempt to destroy Michael Kirby’s reputation with forged comcar documentation. And then there was Ute-Gate,another attempt by the Libs to get… Read more »

  • Karen from Qld says:

    08:34am | 25/04/12

    I stand by my earlier comments - your lack of knowledge of Qld politics is breathtaking . You obviously were not following the course of the Qld election otherwise you would have known that Anna made a fool out of herself with her outlandish claims and smear campaign. I have… Read more »

 

As is the custom for a Speaker of the House Harry Jenkins yesterday welcomed new members of Parliament with a quote from the British band Chumbawamba: “I get knocked down, I get up again, you are never going to keep me down.” Amen.

Pete Slipper: chillin and just a little bit of illin in Parliament.


It was sound advice, and considering the nature of the new paradigm, we can soon expect a private members bill that would make the playing of Tubthumping compulsory before each Question Time so we can “get into the mood” for democracy.

But perhaps a few others should have joined the speakers list with cautionary tales of what not to do. Here are some interesting topics that could’ve made quite the Power Point presentations for the new kids:

Just a lot of advice from Peter Slipper

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  • Stretch says:

    09:20am | 17/10/11

    I’m not wrohty to be in the same forum. ROTFL Read more »

  • Kenny says:

    08:45am | 23/09/10

    5 Political Commandments 1 - thou shall not lie (unless the truth is bad) 2 - thou shall not rort travel expenses (unless you think you can get away with it) 3 - thou shall not steal (unless the item belongs to a tax payer) 4 - thou shall not… Read more »

 

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