South Park

My nine-year-old has been waging a campaign to see the South Park movie for six months now. I’ve said ‘No’. It’s a funny movie but there’s a scene in it, featured below, where Saddam Hussein has sex with Satan. I figure you have to be at least ten years old to process that joke.

Naturally, my son did what all well-raised and obedient children do when their parents ban something. He waited until I was cooking dinner and he YouTubed it. It was a smart move – he got to watch all the rude bits without any of the annoying political satire.

As I write this column, I’m in London attending a conference on children and cybersafety. I have no doubt that my son is reveling in my absence. My exhausted partner will surely fall asleep early at some point and my son will sneak upstairs to type naughty words into Google.

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  • Dario Western says:

    07:52am | 12/06/11

    Let’s stop being hypocrites.  If kids want to watch South Park uncut, let them.  Sex is not “rude”, it is natural. Read more »

  • LC says:

    12:43pm | 22/06/10

    A+ article. Perhaps you should consider putting a filtering program and install it on your computer (whitelist based is better than blacklist based). Or you can upgrade to windows 7 or vista and take advantage of the parental controls. Additionally, make sure you make your kids computer account “limited” rather… Read more »

 

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