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14 Apr 06:00am

Filed under: Body Image, Entertainment, Media, Society, Sophie Dahl, Tina Fey

Tina Fey, you traitor, you ignored the clause in your smart/funny girl contract that says you weren’t supposed to get hot.

We like you more when you look like this…

A bit glossier, with slightly whiter teeth and and a slightly smaller back side, that’s ok. But nowhere does it say you’re allowed to become a certified sex bomb. Vogue, yes, Esquire, a big no.

Don’t you know you’ve let all the other smart girls down? You’re as bad as Sophie Dahl, who went and turned from a plus-sized model into a straight up and down model-sized model. It’s just not done.

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Arnold says:

09:58pm | 15/04/10

Don’t listen to that crap, Rob. She was always hot. Those that say we are the “hipsters” are just upset that they missed all those years of Tina Fey brilliance. Ahh, the Weekend Update, pure comedy gold. And guess what, Markus… I love 30 Rock too! Imagine how awesome it… Read more »
BTS says:

04:03pm | 15/04/10

Yes Faye, Finally someone who gets it. Kelly, irony, Ashley, BS and Peter which I know is you also, pay attention to what Faye said, then read it again. Women don’t support each other, as this article clearly demonstrates. That was my point, a women does well and other women… Read more »

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