There is a legend, whispered among only the maddest of souls, that under the glamorous, perfectly-tailored clothes of famous people are actual human bodies.
“You fools,” they screech. “Why can’t you see that beneath the flowing gowns, industrial-strength hairspray and vodka stains there is flesh and blood and bone?”
And the rest of us laugh because we all know celebrities are simply floating heads atop designer outfits that are inflated with the taunts of seven-foot stage mothers.
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Fake boobs, tattoos, cat fights, home-wreckers, trips to the mall, visible panty lines, Brazilian waxes, endless domestics and lashings of designer fashions.
Let’s not beat around the bush, we love reality shows because they’re trashy.
They’re escapist. Like a lazy person’s romance novel, with tattoos and bitch fights - so wrong in absolutely every single way. And that’s what makes them sooo good.
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More than 90 per cent of people who finish Snooki’s book A Shore Thing reportedly Google the phrase: “If I hold my breath for 45 seconds while repeatedly head-butting a wall, will I get amnesia?”
A more pressing question for many of you, however, is probably “who or what is a Snooki?”
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is the result of an innovative reality television show called Jersey Shore which places a bunch of potential sexual harassment lawsuits in a house in New Jersey and leaves them to enjoy some good ol’ fashioned ‘roid rage, borderline alcoholism and painful acronym-inventing (eg. DTF).
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