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Email is bad for you, says a US study that showed just five days away from that familiar ding in your inbox will result in a more varied heartrate. Now you might think that is an indication of stress, but according to this study, it’s actually a sign that you’re in a relaxed state of mind. 

Does this look familiar?

Frankly, this is terrible news. And it’s misinformed, oversimplified and plain untrue. In fact, I completely reject this entire study on the basis of my own relationship with email - a relationship that is best described as a love affair.

Email is my favourite form of communication, second only to the text message. And the reason is simple: They both provide an excellent alternative to actually talking to people on the phone. Oh how I loathe the telephone.

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  • fairsfair says:

    09:32am | 10/05/12

    “seething, cold ice maiden who longs to explode one day”... Freakishly accurate! Its really the stuff dreams are made of Scotchy I hope Baz Luhrmann directs. In all seriousness though, I don’t think I have any ‘lonely saps’ in my office. I will keep an eye out though as I… Read more »

  • Bogan Bob says:

    07:56am | 10/05/12

    It seems that the argument here is the comparison of using an email or phone to communicate. Keep in mind that each has it’s own advantages and disadvantages. From what I’ve read, most of you has either misplaced or forgotten the value of the human touch and sincerity that only… Read more »

 

A friend of mine was forced to leave a drinks party with three friends because they spent more time scrolling through their Facebook feeds than having a proper conversation around the table. Does that ever happen to you?

Dean and Suzy barely said a word to each other all night.

Today’s dilemma: is it ever okay to ask your friend to switch off their phone while you’re getting together? And does “where” you are make a difference? For example, is it more or less offensive to check your phone around the dinner table than at a backyard BBQ?

While you’re contemplating that, check out this video from clever American blogger, Brian Perez. He’s invented the phone-stacking game. The explanation is over the jump.

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    05:11am | 25/04/12

    comment1, Viagra, Viagra, http://viagrasit.com/ Viagra,  liunw, Read more »

  • Kate S. says:

    04:10pm | 17/01/12

    Going on a first date Friday and there will no phones. Read more »

 

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