Singularity

I’ve got two words for those working themselves into supernovas of incandescent cyber rage over Conroy’s internet filtering scheme: The Matrix.

I don't see numbers, I just see blonde, brunette, redhead ... The Matrix

Or how about: The Terminator. Or, to be more scientifically respectable: the Singularity. Let’s all unhook ourselves from our computers, iPhones and PlayStations for a few moments and consider the possibility that the Minister for Broadband, Communications and the Digital Economy is not a reactionary Papist set on turning this free-speech-loving nation into – take your pick from the blogosphere pundits – Torquemada’s Spain, Hitler’s Germany, Stalin’s Russia or Hu Jintao’s China.

Is it possible that in the not too distant future, the man voted 2009’s Internet Villain of the Year will come to be venerated as a John Connor-esque hero, a 21st century neo-Luddite resistance fighter, a man who tugged on the handbrake a little while the rest of humanity was intent on driving itself off a cliff?

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  • Mahdi says:

    11:00pm | 07/02/12

    Don’t worry, those for it will the first to cry foul when they rzliaee what the government has brought in. Time to move overseas i guess. Read more »

  • Luchy says:

    11:00pm | 07/02/12

    @batman: Even if you’re a woman.Meanwhile, I just pchsraued a research paper on how women’s and girl’s magazines screw up women from “The Australian Women’s Forum” called “Faking It” and I’ve been very impressed that it’s a well put together read for anybody (male or female) and isn’t vilifying male… Read more »

 

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