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26 May 05:54am

Filed under: Health, Simpsons, Swine Flu

One of the best Simpsons quotes has got to be Homer’s reply to Ned Flanders after being lectured about the patches of Crabgrass on his lawn: “There is nothing wrong with Crabgrass! It’s just has a bad name that’s all! Everyone would love it if it were called, eh, Elfgrass!”

I’m beginning to think swine flu is the Crabgrass of influenza strains.

The free afternoon newspaper MX in Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane had a great headline on Friday: Flu Spread Fear. I like it because you read it (well I did) as: Flu Spreads Fear.

A widdle Elf

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Jane says:

04:53pm | 01/06/09

You know what I hate? The Heralds Sun’s massive “Pig Flu” headlines! Talk about over reaction. People love having something to be scared shitless about. Read more »
Linda says:

02:07pm | 01/06/09

I am not a pig, there for i can not catch swine flu, I am however, a b*&*h, so am more concerned with an epidemic of dog flu rising from the yards of puppy mills in Australia. Shut down the puppy mills !!!!!!!!! I chant. But leave us back yard… Read more »

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