Semantics

I was delighted to learn this week that you can make up a new definition for a word and all of a sudden the dictionary will change it for you.

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It was of course the Workplace Minister Bill Shorten who explained on the ABC show Q&A that “misogyny” didn’t mean what the dictionary said it did but in fact what the Prime Minister said it did and so a couple of days later the chastened editors of Macquarie Dictionary said they would change the definition accordingly.

This was a tremendously liberating development and so I now have for the dictionary some other words that urgently need redefining.

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  • Mike says:

    04:41pm | 20/10/12

    How about gay marriage ?  Most people I know who are married are pretty miserable in their own, so be careful what you wish for, you might just ALL feel miserable once you get married. Read more »

  • Ben says:

    04:39pm | 20/10/12

    @Achmed >This idea that the opposition is there to oppose Govt is aew [new?]and promoted by Liberals to justify Abbott negativity.  Absolutely, Achmed. Tell me, what do you make of the following piece that was published in the Sydney Morning Herald, 26 September 1986 (Simon Kent)? “The Westminster system is… Read more »

 

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