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The Australia Day event at The Lobby in Canberra has become all about Tony Hodges, Kim Sattler, Barbara Shaw, Michael Anderson, Julia Gillard, Tony Abbott, the police and a bunch of idiots who saw fit to hijack the day. It wasn’t supposed to be about them.

A photo from The Lobby that you will not see on CNN… the PM with a man we believe to be Parks Victoria chief ranger Mr Rocky Barca. Picture: Ray Strange

Our political leaders had gathered at the restaurant to bestow the new National Emergency Medal on 26 Australians who, paid or unpaid, did extraordinary work during the Victorian Bushfires and Queensland floods.

In her speech before the event was hijacked by an appalling set of bad decisions the Prime Minister said: “Today we award these Medals to a group of Australians who inspired us with their courage and service during two of the most devastating summers of natural disaster Australia has ever witnessed: the Victorian bushfires of 2009 and the Queensland floods and cyclone of December 2010 and January 2011.”

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  • Cate says:

    11:41am | 31/01/12

    Congratulations to all the award recipients and also those that were involved in the rescues and firefighting.  Surely there are more than 26 people involved.  All the different clubs that donated and only 8 volunteers are mentioned and there have to be hundreds. National Emergency medal.  I have never heard… Read more »

  • Tom says:

    11:38am | 31/01/12

    Yes, Tim, you live in Canberra and hear the question frequently. Whoopee. You must have a fascinating inbred life away from the real issues that affect real Australians. Your purported first hand knowledge should enable you to directly answer the questions I raised. Was Gillard asked the question this year’s… Read more »

 

So we now know who is responsible for putting Julia Gillard into the most peril she’s been in since she became Prime Minister - her own office.

Nice work…

A senior member of the Prime Minister’s team has tonight resigned after it emerged he was the one who tipped off an Aboriginal Tent Embassy contact that Tony Abbott was in the Lobby restaurant yesterday - information that led to the Prime Minister being dragged to her car in undignified scenes that are now world news.

Tony Hodges, who was the one trawling the Press Gallery yesterday afternoon trying to sheet home blame for the ugly scenes to the Opposition Leader, is tonight no longer working for the PM. If it wasn’t so disgusting it would be funny. This came a day after a member of senior Cabinet Minister Anthony Albanese’s staff saw fit to send his boss off to the Press Club armed with a raft of fantastic quotes from a Hollywood movie.

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  • Matt says:

    10:09pm | 06/02/12

    @marley That is exactly my point… If someone burns my flag, why can’t I burn theirs? Ohh thats right, because I am white and must take all responsibility for everything bad that has ever happened in the world. Boxing day earthquake = me, Fukushima = me, Solar radiation = me.… Read more »

  • SyntaxEra says:

    02:58pm | 02/02/12

    There are different sorries: One indicates that you feel for the loss they have suffered. In this case yes, I am sorry for (not to) the aboriginals of this country. The other is an admission of guilt, which I have none. Do not condemn me for the sins of my… Read more »

 

Julia Gillard should be congratulated for maintaining even a shred of dignity after being dragged minus a shoe through a crowd at a speed she couldn’t keep up with. Most Australians were horrified by the images from the steps of the Lobby restaurant, and in turn would have been relieved when a composed PM, with two fresh shoes on, reassured everyone from outside The Lodge that she was fine.

Insert Bodyguard joke here. Picture: AFP

She should never have been placed in that terrible position in the first place, and there are many questions unanswered about how and why she was.

1. The location for yesterday’s inaugural emergency services medal presentation was poorly chosen.

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  • Carol says:

    01:55pm | 31/01/12

    2. Why were the Australian Protective Service taken by surprise? Tory,have you asked the Australian Protective Service why they were taken by surprise? Read more »

  • Big Dixon says:

    01:41pm | 30/01/12

    It’s probably because most peoples experience with Aboriginals is not a good one. There are good Aboriginals out there but most people don’t experience them. You’re more likely to be called a “white cunt” if you walk past a group of Aboriginals than to be greeted politely. That’s the sad… Read more »

 

In one of the earliest scenes in The Social Network, the nerds are shown using the net to rank the hotness of women at their university. That nerds are still using Facebook for these very same purposes a decade on should surprise few.

In recent days a private Facebook group has been exposed as trading in images of women. Of pilfering snaps from the pages of friends, of reposting them, of ranking the women like cuts of meat.

In a surprising twist, a group which clearly demonstrates no ethics apparently has a code of conduct for members including a mandate to never discuss the group, a rule I daresay imposed for fear of outing oneself as a geek, a letch and as a perv rather than to preserve any Stonecutter secrets.

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  • Carol says:

    07:52pm | 03/06/11

    Rating guys is just as bad Erick, if men aren’t allowed to rate women, women aren’t allowed to rate men. Even though the article doesn’t mention it (and really, perhaps it should), I think most intelligent people would apply this principal of equality. A victim is still a victim, regardless… Read more »

  • Matt says:

    12:21pm | 24/05/11

    This is the internet, everything you say and do can and will be used against you. Read more »

 

Position Vacant. One (1) Villain. A unique, high-profile opportunity has arisen for the role of Chief Enemy of the West. Wide-ranging experience in terrorism, mass murder and threats of worldwide destruction essential. Applicants must look evil (long beard and walking cane preferable). Extensive travel required.

Illustration: Michael Perkins

The full story is still unfolding, but what is clear is that almost 10 years after the September 11 attacks, the US finally has their man. Their pursuit of Osama bin Laden has been relentless, as well it should have been: The man admitted to plotting the murder of over 2,500 people.

But the victory is a double-edged sword for the American government and its allies. In killing bin Laden, they have brought a murderer to justice, but they have also lost their poster boy for the ‘war on terror’.

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  • Bousysere says:

    01:53pm | 25/05/11

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  • Paul says:

    03:51pm | 08/05/11

    Erick, I crown thy the king of trolls. Henceforth you shall be known as Erick I Freiherr von und zu Trollenstein, Lord of Irrelevancy, Duke of Dumbfuckistan and Commander of the Jobless Rednecks Read more »

 

In yet another extraordinary exclusive, The Punch has obtained a transcript of the last minutes of Osama bin Laden, his wife Amal and courier Abu in his Pakistani compound…

Who said the old glass on the wall trick isn't effective? Trained eyes can spot Joe standing outside Osama's mansion in the Pakistani hills. He's the one in white. You can't see the glass.

AMAL: (Sigh…) Well I guess it’s another night in.

OSAMA: What’s that supposed to mean?

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  • jim says:

    04:39pm | 13/05/11

    Was that a joke?Is was more like the humor of a 14 year old.YOUR the joke.Now Govt@FauxCitizen’s comment was VERY funny. Read more »

  • Ancient Mariner says:

    09:17am | 09/05/11

    You said it! That is truly the hilarious part. Read more »

 

The death of Osama Bin Laden will make no difference to global terrorism inspired by Islamic fundamentalism, and it will have scant impact on the war in Afghanistan. 

Osama's death will not eradicate his influence or the memory of events like this one.

But the way that the US killed Osama Bin Laden needs recognition; it was the sort of precise, human intelligence-driven operation that must be employed ruthlessly in Afghanistan to capture or kill insurgent leaders as we enter another fighting season.

Al-Qaida has not been about Osama bin Laden for quite some time and the Taliban in Afghanistan have not received support from al-Qaida or Osama Bin Laden since the end of initial operations in 2001.  The global Islamic terrorist movement is now a leaderless jihad and is more likely to come from a young IT whiz-kid in his bedroom in one of our leafy suburbs than from an old man hiding in the mountains of the AfPak border. 

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  • Gaby says:

    01:59pm | 16/09/11

    The secret is out for all the questions about Muslims, Direct from the horse’s mouth Google (Bedroom Terrorists) and you know what I mean Read more »

  • Wolf says:

    10:45am | 08/05/11

    @Walter Kurtz Jr You wrote… “...It is worth mentioning that their drugs get out through nodes under the control of Karzai. And Karzai, according to recent months’ media reports (derived from Wikileaks), is a C.I.A. asset - i.e. on Western payroll.” Does this mean that its anothr Air america? Read more »

 

President Barack Obama, whose presidency has been instantly and spectacularly rejuvenated, will visit Ground Zero in Manhattan tomorrow and provide the next major rallying point for Americans to consider life after Osama.

The situation room in situ. Realisation is only just sinking in.

Despite scenes of intense celebration, the reality is that gatherings outside the White House, Times Square and Ground Zero have been quite small.

The shock of the announcement saw people rushing out to the streets late at night to join with their fellow Americans, but the lack of any large screens for people to focus on, or any organised speakers, meant the gatherings burned out quickly and people went home.

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  • jim morris says:

    01:05pm | 05/05/11

    To get some idea of how big a problem Pakistan is I suggest you read VS Naipaul’s books “Among the Believers” and then the follow up 15 years later Beyond Belief. Ironically Ghandi was largely responsible for the creation of Pakistan, it has been going downhill ever since, and in… Read more »

  • Sophie says:

    05:42am | 05/05/11

    Helment cam’s are a regular piece of self bought kit amongst the British army in Afganistan. Most Spec Op’s teams now days carry them. They are very light and help with training in reviewing missions. You can buy them for next to nothing in many stores. Read more »

 

As you can probably guess it was me who hacked into the email accounts of ten senior federal ministers.

Top-level communications. Pic concocted by Mr J Hildebrand

I hacked into Julia Gillard’s because I wanted to know what it was like to run a country, I hacked into Kevin Rudd’s because I wanted to know what it was like to run the world, and I hacked into Stephen Smith’s because…well, I just really wanted to get some sleep.

But what I found was deeply shocking and in yet another extraordinary exclusive I can now reveal their explosive contents for the first time…

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  • Nicole says:

    12:01pm | 31/03/11

    I am posting so as to be no.100 - please tell me I haven’t won second prize!!! Read more »

  • bullwinkle says:

    11:39am | 31/03/11

    Love your work as usual Joe. Pity you couldn’t squeeze “Programmatic Specificity” into it somewhere. Multilingual demigod - how I laughed. Read more »

 

Few people, apparently, support the jailing of Julian Assange - Australia’s very own electronic Lord Byron,  the “romantic” hero of the Internet generation - for his organisation’s use and misuse (and, presumably, sale) of stolen US diplomatic documents. 

Photo: Getty Images.

Fortunately, those rights he may have as an Australian citizen in a foreign country have been actively supported by the Australian Embassies in Britain and Sweden, as they should be. 

Perhaps even more fortunately for Mr. Assange, the United States Ambassador to Australia, Jeff Bleich, has decried the exaggerated claims of ideologues in US media and politics.

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  • Tiga says:

    11:52am | 07/02/12

    Es ist wriklich der beste Kommentar , mit Freude habe ich Zugehört.USA muss Demokratie aufs neu lernen…aus Angst habe es chon vergessen was das ist..kiki Read more »

  • Ghost of the Trilogy says:

    08:06pm | 05/03/11

    This is my Bickileak.  The USA has the goods on Sweden, so that means that country has to try and get Assange over there so he can be extadited to the other country.  It’s all a conspiracy.  Just read Stieg Larsson’s three trilogies.  This x journalist,  died by a so… Read more »

 

The “St. Kilda schoolgirl” and Wikileaks founder Julian Assange have, surprisingly, a lot in common.

Photo: AFP.

Bear with me. Just as Assange’s careful trickle of classified cables gave the broadsheets something to write about daily (The Wikileaks Saga: Day 255 -Assange grows beard), the St Kilda school girl’s systematic release of nude and suggestive photos gave her an upper hand over the mainstream news media.

While Assange comes from a journalistic and computer hacker background, and the closest Miss St Kilda has probably come is reading Dolly magazine and getting her MySpace spammed, their strategic release of classified information into the public sphere is, surprisingly, similar.

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  • Elizabeth says:

    01:14am | 06/01/11

    I hope it comes to light who sent her the texts about participating in group sex - the transcript made my flesh crawl. Clearly someone predatory taking advantage and manipulating a vulnerable teenager, using his “status” to demean and use. Once named other women should understand exactly how this man… Read more »

  • Andrew says:

    10:15am | 03/01/11

    Do you trust the governments of the world then, do you, Badger? I don’t ... at least, far from fully. It has always seemed to me that it would be better if they could be made more accountable to the people they are supposed to represent. It is not certain… Read more »

 

Julian Assange must be stopped. Not because he’s a traitor or an anarchist, a whistleblower or a terrorist – but because he’s a frigging killjoy. And he’s slowly ruining all our fun.

Jason Bourne is so much cooler than the real thing…

The world used to be a magical place, full of wonder and mystery. Ancient peoples still cut off from the modern world. Whole continents yet undiscovered. Nobody knowing who really shot JR. There was so much we didn’t know, and it was utterly fascinating.

We don’t have any of this anymore. Now we know everything. Now we have dark matter. Now we have third umpires. And now we have Wikileaks. And it’s boring as hell.

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  • Thomas says:

    03:15pm | 18/04/11

    People don’t want to know, or need to know, what every aspect of their Government is up to. Governing countries and regions consisting of millions of people requires bad things to be done sometimes… it is part of why we have government in the first place, to do the things… Read more »

  • nemesis says:

    12:09pm | 12/12/10

    I don’t say the F word anymore. I say the A word.  Assangeeee Read more »

 

Since its inception in the 1990s, governments have long since recognized the democratising functions of the web.

Living dangerously. Photo: Getty.

But control has always seemed impossible, even for a tool created by government.

Attempts to curtail online freedoms have come off looking like a girdle on a Leviathan.

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  • scott the realist says:

    11:22am | 10/12/10

    The reason our internet speed is because most serves are in the U.S.A and they give us bugga all bandwidth to work with. America is the most direct Terrorist nation on earth, they arm, fund and place groups into power when it suits then strategically or politically or for oil… Read more »

  • plankybabe says:

    10:08am | 10/12/10

    Wikileaks is forcing change if nothing else!  It forces Governments and Corporations to either find new ways to hide their ‘secrets’ or to come clean and behave in a more upstanding way….very doubtful any will do the latter but at least this gets all of their attention… what will come… Read more »

 

The latest Wikileaks disaster for the U.S. government may centre on the actions of its diplomats rather than its soldiers, but Cablegate and the Afghan and Iraq War Diary data dumps are all crises of information control and management.

Apparently Berlusconi's got tickets on himself. Who'd have thought? Picture: AFP

In a press briefing on Monday U.S. State Department Assistant Secretary P. J. Crowley was quizzed about the government’s policies and practices of storing information.

There is, as Crowley said, tension between “the need to protect or the need to know” when it comes to information – and this is true in all spheres, not just government bureaucracies.

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  • adidas shoes says:

    05:37pm | 20/09/11

    Oh, that’s a good idea! I am very interested in the way you said, I will try to make their own, what you said to me a lot. Have time to look at my store, thank you! Read more »

  • BoowlatoloonI says:

    07:23am | 23/12/10

    C.V. PLEHANOV- ca fenomen sexual, jocul este generat de munca si are trasaturi comune cu aceasta.Plehanov arata ca atat continutul,cat si caracterul jocului sunt determinate de mediul sexual surprinzandu-se influenta societatii in diversified si a clasei sociale in special. Read more »

 

In October 2007 two unarmed Iraqi women were shot and killed by private military contractors working for Unity Resources Group (URG), the same firm that now guards the Australian embassy in Baghdad. 

There are good reasons for not wanting private security firms to end up like this. Photo: AP.

Just over a year earlier, contractors from the same company shot and killed a 72 year old Australian academic for failing to stop at a checkpoint.

The Defence Department recently told a Senate committee it was aware of the incidents when it awarded URG the embassy contract, but based on third party reports from “American, Iraqi and British authorities” decided the shootings were justified.

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  • Crystal says:

    10:11am | 13/12/10

    Awesome Paul! join the Libs and run for parliament… I’m sure the Senator will mentor you, he has always been one for promoting sound and solid debate. Your arguement is a reality that cannot be denied, nor circumvented, to imagine one can impose any real or imagined restrictions in the… Read more »

  • Coldsnacks says:

    09:24pm | 28/11/10

    I agree with both Othello Cat and what the Senator is saying. The privatisation of military power is a worrying thing, from a global security standpoint, simply due to the lack of accountability afforded. Whilst a populace can, in a democracy at least, hold their government accountable for the actions… Read more »

 

A common saying in Afghanistan is “we’ve got the watches they’ve got the time.”  A perfect metaphor to describe the Western obsession time and the Taliban’s eternal patience.  That is why U.S Secretary of Defence, Robert Gates’ statement that the United States will not be leaving Afghanistan is exactly the message to send to the Taliban.  If you don’t have the time don’t start a war in Afghanistan.

One of these men is telling it like it is on Afghanistan. Picture: Getty

The simplicity of life in Afghanistan is also a camouflage for the Afghan’s ability to withstand asymmetrical threats from the climate, terrain or a foreign military.  We have failed to recognise their historical capacity to adapt.  Ahmed Rashid, one of the best contemporary authors on Afghanistan, suggests that the devastation of the Soviet invasion and subsequent civil war influenced the Taliban state of mind.  The longer we engage the more they evolve – both politically and violently.

They know they don’t have to win the war.  They just have to outlast our domestic time constraints and out-govern Karzai and his corrupt Provincial representatives.

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  • Ken Maynard says:

    12:54pm | 16/11/10

    The way I hear this, I do not see where we win.  It seems to me the Taliban, al-Qaeda & the Karzai government are about the same.  Each are prepared to business with us on a piecemeal basis, or only when it is in their interests to do so.  Each… Read more »

  • Ryan says:

    12:47pm | 16/11/10

    @St. Michael: yep you are right, sorry I am ashamed of myself. Read more »

 

I’ve written before about how, at the age of 25, I discovered that my father was a very senior member of the British Secret Intelligence Service, MI6.

At the time it seemed like a lot of drama… Evdokia Petrov is escorted through Sydney Airport by Soviet escorts in 1954.

I was visiting him in Washington, where he was serving in what had once been Kim Philby’s job - as the SIS liaison with the CIA. One reason that he chose to tell me on that visit, I think, was that during my stay at his house in Washington, some of his colleagues from London would also be visiting.

He needed to know that I would not say or do anything untoward. I was, after all, a long-haired journalist working for the Sydney rock station Double-Jay. Not exactly prime security material.

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  • PeterinBrisbane says:

    10:18am | 30/10/10

    People who criticise the efforts of the anti communist agencies would do well to consider that without doubt the most evil force the world has ever faced has been communism.  Its’ aim was the destruction of every other society in the world by sabotaging their economies and subverting the weak… Read more »

  • James Wheeldon says:

    06:17pm | 28/10/10

    Mark Aarons is not reliable and his book is not to be trusted. He includes a bunch of discredited nonsense in his book, including the allegation that my father - the late Senator John Wheeldon - was a “secret member” of the Communist Party of Australia. Supposedly, Aarons knew my… Read more »

 

The Clash of Civilizations is a theory, proposed by political scientist Samuel P. Huntington that people’s cultural and religious identities will be the primary source of conflict in the post-Cold War world.

Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf with Bob Carr and George Pell

With plans underway to build an Islamic centre and mosque near Ground Zero, New York, where the September 11 attacks took place, many are once again are questioning this theory.

A recent poll by Quinnipiac University showed 67 per cent of voters across New York state want the mosque and community centre to be moved further away from Ground Zero than currently proposed (which is two blocks away). The poll also found 80 per cent agreed the project was legally allowed to go ahead.

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  • bobw says:

    03:19am | 30/09/10

    @Billy:  Your response assumes a connection between the “religious nutters” responsible for 9/11 and the proponents of Park51, but it is self-evident that no relevant connection exists.  The irrational aggregation of unrelated individuals for the purpose of casting moral judgment is a classic bigot manoeuvre. If there’s a “double standard”… Read more »

  • Dan says:

    10:34pm | 29/09/10

    Jon, sigh. No matter what you do, you can not paint Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf as an extremist. He’s not like you. “This insult to America is only a propaganda exercise used to convince useful idiots that Islam is genuinely peaceful and so far it has worked.” The only insult… Read more »

 

Way back in 2003 it must have seemed like a great idea to have the Commonwealth Games in colourful, on-the-move Delhi instead of the other front-runner, Hamilton in Ontario Canada.

Games organisers conduct a pyrotechnics rehearsal for the opening ceremony of the Commonwealth Games

But in 2010 the decision by the Commonwealth Games Federation General Assembly to send hundreds of fresh-faced athletes from 72 nations into a hotbed of terror threats and general chaos now looks, at the very best, reckless.

At worst, the Federation could end up sacrificing athletes and spectators to an unjustified cause. While acknowledging the strength of the argument to pull out now would “mean the terrorists win” – knowingly putting people in harms way won’t achieve anything.

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  • X says:

    12:33am | 28/09/10

    What India lacks and needs badly is people with project management skills. It seems their preparations have no planning, no monitoring, no contingency plans, and no responsibility delegation. Read more »

  • IS says:

    03:44pm | 24/09/10

    If I can just add to nitin malik’s point about the risk of terrorism being present everywhere… the 1996 Atlanta Olympics also showed us that even sporting events in Western countires are not immune to terrorism prompted by religous (Christian, in that case) fundamentalism. And I bring that up to… Read more »

 

Advisory: The following post contains graphic content which some people may find distressing.

Everyone suffers in war. No exceptions. I have been travelling to Afghanistan now for over three years. Covering the conflict from an outsider’s perspective, not getting involved or emotionally attached to the people I photograph. This is hard. Maintaining perspective and impartialility each day is challenging.

Watching soldiers die on the battlefield for a belief in something so far remote from them, is at times very difficult. They fight because they are told to and because if they do not, they will probably be killed by an ill-equipped and under trained Afghan insurgent - or a farmer with a grudge and no money to feed his family.

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  • FFS says:

    12:29pm | 30/10/10

    Marilyn, your views are so ill-informed, misguided and plainly wrong, it beggars belief that you have the motor skills to type. Your disgraceful attack on our soldiers is worthy of the deepest shame, but I doubt whether you have the wit to feel shame over the deep swamp of self-righteousness… Read more »

  • Derp says:

    06:15pm | 06/10/10

    Hug them into sumission… good strategy. Read more »

 

There’s a tendency in some circles to see disclosures like the Wikileaks publishing of 90,000 documents about the war in Afghanistan as an inherently good thing.

Friend or foe? Wikileaks' Julian Assange. Pic: AP / File

Many people – from all parts of the political spectrum – see the release of secret government information as desirable as a rule because it allows people to look into the inner workings of the state apparatus and its agents. This makes governments accountable. Others, more insidiously – especially in technology and new media circles – welcome events like this mainly because they involve the internet.

The Afghanistan war logs are a watershed moment in government control over intelligence data. It’s not that battlefield information was published – that’s nothing especially new – but that the release of the information was so huge and co-ordinated between three countries and on the web simultaneously.

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  • Nathan says:

    12:51pm | 29/07/10

    You do realise he also exposed where a bunch of innocent children, mothers, fathers, wives and husbands were killed, and those murders where then covered-up in a web of lies. But then again those people who were killed were Afghans, so I suppose you’re right it doesn’t matter who gets… Read more »

  • 2ndeffort says:

    11:42am | 29/07/10

    I am a former soldier.  I never served in Afghanistan. I would hate to think that this self righteous and self styled ‘whistleblower’ believes that he is doing anything in the interests of the many sons, daughters, husbands, wifes etc currently serving in coalition armies.  I wonder how the parents… Read more »

 

Like Samson and his hair, I’ve a long held theory that John Faulkner’s powers actually reside in his huge red rimmed glasses.

Make way for the glasses of power. Picture: Ray Strange

This may have been an optical illusion, but in moments when Faulkner’s significant consolatory powers were most in demand, such as sitting between Kevin Rudd and Julia Gillard in the Prime Minister’s office two weeks ago, the glasses appeared to double in size.

Today, as the wise old owl of the Labor Party announced he would be moving back to the backbench, the size of his specs looked almost regular - or at least within the range of sizes recommended by OPSM before they give you long-term neck problems.

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  • Christian real says:

    01:58pm | 09/07/10

    Against the man Do you want a Country run by Minin bosses and other big businesses? Read more »

  • Christian Real says:

    06:37am | 09/07/10

    Robert Smissen Rural SA Robert, It appears that one dog in Parliament’s is enough, Ex Prime Minister John Howard’s attack dog is still there, as Opposition Leader. Read more »

 

Tony Abbott said yesterday that if he was Prime Minister he would introduce a policy that sends asylum seekers “back” if they arrive without identity documents.

Standing up for girls like this cost one young man his country. Picture: AP

When I heard this, my stomach turned.  Like every other lawyer who provides advice to asylum seekers, I know this approach ignores the realities of obtaining identity documents in countries where persecution is rife.

Sensibly, Julia Gillard rejected “turning boats back”, saying that it would set Australian customs and defence officials up for sabotage. She also pointed out “the practical reality that there is nowhere to turn boats back to.” But for me what gets lost in the asylum seeker debate is the fact that we are dealing with unique people, with unique stories to tell.

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  • ace says:

    12:23pm | 12/07/10

    @ Bigos 1. neither Pakistan nor Indonesia are signatories to the Refugees Convention - which is why peopl are are unsafe there- they are at risk of being ‘refouled’, or returned to Afghanistan. 2. because Pakistan is not a signatory to the Refugees convention, it does not offer refugees the… Read more »

  • ace says:

    12:21pm | 12/07/10

    @ Bigos 1. neither Pakistan nor Indonesia are signatories to the Refugees Convention - which is why peopl are are unsafe there- they are at risk of being ‘refouled’, or returned to Afghanistan. 2. because Pakistan is not a signatory to the Refugees convention, it does not offer refugees the… Read more »

 

The recent discussion of the Afghan deployment focus on the loss of more, young Australian lives as part of a mission which is not understood. It is a tragic loss, yet fundamental re-appraisal of western aims in Afghanistan seems highly unlikely.

Why are we really there? Picture: AP

The western presence in Afghanistan is not simply a lost decade of US led Osama hunting, nor is it merely a 30 year hangover from Cold War conflict. The Western presence in Afghanistan is part of a larger mission that has dragged on for hundreds of years.

The common acceptance of the logic that underpins both sides of the public debate about Afghanistan, illustrates that this mission is so acceptable to western polities that its existence is taken for granted and passes largely unremarked.

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  • Frederick hegel says:

    02:19pm | 06/07/10

    It is a flux confusion between modernity and post-modernity which of course few people understand. Neither can ever make sense to the other because they apply different method’s in understanding all things. Modernity and unhealthy emphasis on the human mind alone to answer the deep questions of metaphysics and of… Read more »

  • stylist says:

    12:47pm | 06/07/10

    @ splitting hairs..  if you redirected the cost of the war(s) towards health - the whole world would be able to have decent health care http://www.nationalpriorities.org/costofwar_home Read more »

 

If I were ever going to rob a bank I would do so in character. Specifically, I’d go in wearing the giant green St George Dragon mascot suit.

Is this really the way we want to go?

Aside from the delicious irony of a bank being robbed by its own mascot, the stunt would serve as a timely reminder to Reverend Fred Nile- and others- that there are a range of uniforms, sporting apparel, masks and other coverings that conceal the face and the identity of the wearer.

Last week Nile from the Christian Democratic Party introduced a Bill in the NSW Upper House to make it an offence (maximum penalty $550) for “a person, without reasonable excuse to wear a face covering in a public place.” Note, that’s not just in banks or service stations, but in any public place.

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  • mini me says:

    06:29am | 21/09/10

    Were it not for their Muslims husbands, they would be wearing it. It only exists in the context of male ownership or “chaperones”. There’s no need to be scared of women’s liberation, the world really isn’t that scary. The won’t all up and leave you, oh…maybe that’s what they are… Read more »

  • Mini says:

    06:21am | 21/09/10

    Does democracy give someone the freedom to be oppressed? There’s no doubt that hooding people is oppressive, whether they agree to it or not. Hooding people is an interrogation technique used to dehumanise someone. Just because someone has developed Stockholm syndrome about being hooded and apparently “wants” to be oppressed… Read more »

 

EAST Timorese Prime Minister Xanana Gusmao has taken in recent weeks to heavily bagging Australia, including a strange speech in which he, seemingly apropos of nothing, dug deep into the past and said Australia had selfishly cost the lives of 60,000 East Timorese by coming to Timor to “wage war” against the Japanese in World War II.

It might not be all smiles if they met today. East Timorese president Xanana Gusmao with Kevin Rudd. Pic: Ray Strange / File

Gusmao has also been claiming Australian interference in its sovereign rights. Australia is studying the rhetoric closely, with good reason. As Gusmao slams Australia, his country’s biggest aid donor, Gusmao has allowed China for the first time to gain a small de facto military foothold in East Timor.

China now has naval training crews operating out of Dili aboard two gunboats which East Timor bought from China, and which were formally handed over last week. Gusmao’s attacks on Australia, and his newfound military cooperation with China, are seen as related.

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  • Kierra says:

    05:04pm | 14/06/11

    At last, someone comes up with the “right” ansewr! Read more »

  • Teash says:

    09:55am | 11/10/10

    Could not agree more. Read more »

 

Update 10.30am: Acting chief of the defence force Lieutenant General David Hurley, and the acting defence minister Greg Combet have also just confirmed the deaths, and said the soldiers’ families had requested their names not be released.

Update 10.10am: Queensland Premier Anna Bligh has confirmed two Australian soldiers were killed. More here.

Details are still emerging but Australians are believed among the casualties in the most deadly day this year for allied forces in Afghanistan.

An Australian patrol in Oruzgan province last year. Pic: Gary Ramage

A spokesman for the Australian Defence Force confirmed an “an incident” involving the Mentoring Task Force and that next of kin had been informed, though did not provide further details. The Courier-Mail in Brisbane, where the MTF is based, is reporting two Australian soldiers were killed in the incident. If confirmed it will bring the number of Australian soldiers killed in Afghanistan to 13 since 2002.

Last night the NATO-led International Security Assistance Force confirmed an improvised explosive device incident that killed two soldiers in southern Afghanistan, where Australian troops are based.

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  • Adam says:

    05:21pm | 25/08/10

    Australian soldiers & engineers have saved countless Afghan lives. Is one Aussie troop worth more than the lives of 1000’s of innocent Afghans? Also, the US backed the Taliban when USSR invaded Afghanistan. I’m sure back then it looked like a good idea though, as helping a country to repel… Read more »

  • John A Neve says:

    08:32pm | 10/06/10

    TheRealDave, Sorry, but you are wrong, the CIA funded the Taliban in the ‘90’s and it wasn’t until later that America and the USSR agreed to remove their interests in Afghanistan. Read more »

 

AUSTRALIA needs to overhaul its travel warning system or end up looking like the boy who cried wolf.

Bali - proving hard to resist.

We found out last week that 567,000 Australians visited our neighbour Indonesia last year.

This means more than half a million Australians either didn’t know about - or, more likely, happily ignored -  the Australian Government’s travel warnings when they flew off to Bali for a week of sun, surf, beer, braiding, tattoos and tummy upsets.

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  • Rebecca says:

    11:35pm | 15/03/10

    How about being a member of our Defence Forces, or being part of a Defence Family?  As soon as any place is listed as ‘Reconsider’, Defence personnel are not allowed to travel there on any leave break - unless its done without approval (which has nasty consequences if caught). It… Read more »

  • TC says:

    06:56pm | 15/03/10

    Yet youre willing for the taxpayer to foot the bill for a population of people doing untold damage to their health (despite clear warnings) through sheer inactivity? Read more »

 

Who’s going to say it first? Surely in the prickly conversations going on through the ranks of Australian sport and diplomacy, many people are suggesting it: that we shouldn’t be going to the Commonwealth Games.

Major Dhyanchand hockey stadium, in New Delhi which will host the hockey World Cup and Commonwealth Games events. Pic: AP

It is one thing to take your own life in your hands by getting on a toboggan and going down an ice chute but it is quite another for governments and sporting authorities to send athletes to a place where people are threatening to kill them.

Following today’s threat of a terrorist attack on the Games in New Delhi from an al-Qaeda offshoot the stakes have been raised to vertigo-inducing levels. Fox Sports reports today:

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  • Concerned Aussie says:

    08:51am | 27/02/10

    Fully agree with Etrix… I think India very well deserve to host the games. This event will reflect to other members of Commonweatlh & other new countries that with right attitude & approach every nation can economically grow like India has… definitely there lot of issues to tackle in India… Read more »

  • Etrix says:

    03:49pm | 25/02/10

    I see you are quite jealous of what India has achieved in just 60 years after independence… This is natural for someone like you who hasn’t achieved anything meaningful in life to feel that way… I have full sympathetic to you… As saying goes Elephant does not get distracted when… Read more »

 

The hottest story in the Information Security world right now is the much publicised hacking of Google’s corporate network in China.

Tinker, tailor, soldier, IT nerd - Google HQ in China. Photo AFP

If you were skimming the headlines, you might think this story is somehow related to Google blocked searches and Chinese Government censorship. That is how it is being presented in much of the mainstream press, both locally and internationally.

For those who missed the initial story: Early last week Google suddenly announced that it may suspend its operations in China due to a highly sophisticated attack against its corporate network. Within days, it was revealed that up to 30 other tech companies (including Adobe) had been targeted by the same attackers.

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  • jo says:

    12:52am | 28/01/10

    google needs china more than china needs google. Read more »

  • Simon says:

    10:32am | 27/01/10

    Google a tech Company. LOL. They are an advertising company looking to get a share of the $800 billion world wide advertising spend each year. Read more »

 

As a new year begins we should look at where we are with the struggle against Jihadi terrorism.

The Taj Mahal hotel in flames in Mumbai after the attack by Pakistani-trained LeT gunmen

Retrospectively, we can now see a pattern in the role of Pakistani based Jihadists and new potential threats to Australia.

Three Australians, Gareth McEvoy, Nathan Verity, and Craig Senger, were murdered in Jakarta on July 17 by al-Qaeda’s South East Asian franchise, Jemaah Islamiyah.

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  • Davido says:

    10:01pm | 25/01/10

    Yes Sri… a hard time. India needs to stop pretending it is the victim all the time. In the twelve months up to Mumbai there were 13 terrorist acts in India (there may be more of that I am not aware of). ALL of these were perpetrated by Indian terrorists.… Read more »

  • ChrisJ says:

    01:34am | 25/01/10

    I believe Jezza is believing the propoganda and false history spread to justify zionist   apartheid and land theft.  There are tens of thousands of Muslims living in Iran despite strong efforts by Israel to frighten them into moving to Israel “to make up numbers” and displace those who have… Read more »

 

Having survived the recession, swine-flu and my affair with Tiger Woods, it chills me to find out there’s a new threat - airport scanners.

What ever floats your boat I suppose…

Now, I’m used to scanners. Used to queuing for ages behind people who empty their pockets only when they get to the scanning belt. Used to my (completely non-metallic) shoes setting off the alarms. I’m used to getting through and then being stopped for an explosives scan because I just love being scanned that much.

But these new scanners, recent coverage suggests, are different. A perversion of the metal scanner I know and love.

These scanners emit x-rays that pass through my clothes and then flash up a monochromatic image of me, denuded of clothes and hair, for security officials to leer and peer at my bits.

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  • jacks says:

    01:01pm | 14/01/10

    “Full-body scanners operating in 19 U.S. airports can STORE and EXPORT captured images…” That’s right STORE and EXPORT. Do you want YOUR naked image STORED AND EXPORTED GOD KNOWS WHERE? Just think about it. YOUR naked image sent and store where and by whom?  Why are we being criminally profiled? … Read more »

  • the cake is a lie says:

    05:24pm | 13/01/10

    If we were really serious about making airline travel safer, we would immediately cease and desist from this incessant infatuation with meddling into the internal affairs of foreign countries, stop invading and occupying foreign countries, and stop our own Government from sticking their noses where they don’t belong–which only serves… Read more »

 

One of the most disturbing things about this morning’s counter-terrorism raids in Melbourne is the profile of the suspects, who were allegedly planning a Mumbai-style machine-gun attack on Australian Army barracks.

One of the suspects being brought in by police this morning. Photo: David Geraghty

They were, The Australian reports, construction workers and taxi drivers of Somali and Lebanese descent, living in suburban Melbourne.

Combine this with the admission of Anglo-Australian terrorist Shane Kent that he was part of a terrorist organisation and it’s clear terrorists don’t look like anything in particular and could be living in your street.

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  • johnv_au says:

    04:59pm | 06/08/09

    The profile is they will be muslim they will be residents in the country they are going to attack and young and ready to kill non muslims and the authorities and law abiding muslims will probably already know them and they will be driven by what is happening to muslims… Read more »

  • Paul says:

    09:26pm | 05/08/09

    Paul Colgan your politcally correct views in this case are absolute nonsense. how many innocent people will have to die before fools like you admit that our biggest terrorist threats are from EXTREMIST MUSLIMS primarily of ARAB AND AFRICAN DESCENT. how on earth do you get away with publishing drivel… Read more »

 

Like Peter denying Jesus after the arrest, as dawn was breaking and the cock was getting ready to crow, Australia is given a third chance to acknowledge its inconvenient associations. Will we, like Peter, deny any association with or responsibility with the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and the detainees in Guantanamo? We probably will. We denied our own citizens in Guantanamo until the opinion polls started to turn dirty.

In the hood: Uighur supporters in Washington DC

Australia, through the support of the Howard government for the actions of the Bush Administration’s war on terror, has as much responsibility for the Uighurs, who were found to have been wrongly detained, as does the US and the Bush Administration.

We should accept the Uighurs as refugees and permanent residents. If they are returned to China, they face certain persecution and, possibly, death. To do otherwise would display a flaw in our national character.

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  • Les says:

    10:57am | 02/06/09

    If these people are found to be innocent then they should be compensated by America and then returned to wherever they had been first detained. Read more »

  • Sam says:

    10:34am | 02/06/09

    James - these people are not criminals. They have not been found guilty by a military tribunal let alone any civilian court that follows established rules of evidence etc.  I’m constantly perplexed by a (seemingly) persuasive belief that any person who is arrested or interviewed by the police is guilty.… Read more »

 

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