Secular Party

Whoever loses tomorrow, one thing is certain – this election will not be a victory for any major political party’s true believers. Coalition and Labor partisans have spent the last month gulping down political-DNA-corroding Kool-Aid in their increasingly desperate attempts to pimp themselves out to disengaged bogans address the legitimate concerns of those salt-of-the-earth, hearts-of-gold, marginal-seat-dwelling, mainstream Australians who embody all that is pure and noble in this great nation.

The Sex Party's Fiona Patten. Pic: Andrew Brownbill

How many inner-city ALP activists letterboxing on cold winter nights have been haunted by that image of the PM and Member for Lindsay scanning the horizon on a navy vessel off Darwin, looking as if they might at any moment rush to a gun turret to strafe an incoming boat packed to the gunwales with queue-jumping reffos? And how many small-business owners brooding about a recalcitrant employee have spluttered on their Penfolds Grange at a Liberal fundraising dinner, pondering how the party of capital lost its bottle when it came to smashing the unions?

But let’s also spare a thought for the Greens’ disillusioned libertarian voters. It was always a somewhat awkward embrace, but for years those bridling at the interference of church and state into who they marry, what they watch, how they choose to get intoxicated, or when they die felt the Greens had their backs.

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  • Chris Johnson says:

    10:04am | 23/08/10

    I have long pondered the lack of sacrifice in parenting these days.  Parents are now expected to work all day, put their children in child care, and be looked after by the government financially.  I have pondered whether this has lead to greater social problems.  I do not have the… Read more »

  • Chris Johnson says:

    09:56am | 23/08/10

    If only more than a few did at least 5 minutes of research and independent thinking, rather than believing the sound bites and sub-headings of mainstream media. This has been just another Murdoch election. Read more »

 

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