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Dry ice. Wrong in so many ways. Wrong in an 80s dance floor sort of way. Wrong in a dodgy magic tricks sort of way. Yes, it keeps things super cold. But it can also be used as a bomb.


And as a casual teacher found out the hard way, it can also burn students’ hands if you make them hold it. The NSW casual teacher has been sacked after he dared his science students to hold the -78.5 C highly compressed carbon dioxide for as long as possible. Two students were hospitalised with minor burns. One may need a skin graft.

Teachers do great work. Well, some teachers do great work. But for every barbaric YAWP, Joe Clark, and Louanne Johnson there’s someone who’s a stale bikkie short of a staffroom tin.

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  • TracyH says:

    06:30am | 15/03/12

    Thank you! Read more »

  • Anna says:

    03:13pm | 12/03/12

    Your last post makes no sense.  And if you are so disatisfied with the DET and feel that your children need such a specialised learning program, why not send them to an independent school, or homeschool?  Maybe they would be eligible for scholarships? Or hire a tutor? Read more »

 

Last week on The Punch, conservative education writer Kevin Donnelly laid into a report proposing a new model of universal funding for public and private schools. Here, the report’s author, Jennifer Buckingham from the Centre for Independent Studies, sets the record straight.

School choice means different things to different people. In essence, it refers to the principle that parents should have the right and the means to choose their child’s school, and that this choice should be not be restricted to government schools.

Naaaaaaaaaaaaw. Picture: Jeff Herbert

To adhere to this principle, a school funding system must have several key features.

First, it must be child-centred. The amount of public funding provided for the education of each student must be based on their individual needs and circumstances. Second, the type of school attended, whether government or non-government, should not affect the level of funding. Third, students should be able to enrol at any school of their choice. And funding entitlements should follow students.

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  • Truthful says:

    01:51pm | 28/11/11

    On the topic of the article, the author’s approach seems eminently sensible in recognising that there truly are many shades of grey in the area of school funding.  Donnelly’s black and white approach sits at one end of the funding debate spectrum, while the ‘don’t give private schools any money’… Read more »

  • Truthful says:

    01:43pm | 28/11/11

    @Samuel - there are quite a few private special schools that cater for children with severe and multiple disabilities.  Giant Steps in Gladesville is one in particular worth noting.  There’s also the Royal Institute for Deaf & Blind Children network of schools, the ASPECT (Autism Spectrum) schools, and quite a… Read more »

 

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