Sandra Bullock

Insiders have confirmed what we suspected…. the Sandra Bullock/Scarlett Johansson MTV Awards smooch was a pre-meditated act orchestrated by Bullock herself.

Bullock and Johansson will be at Panthers tonight trying to impress boys if anyone wants to come. Photo: AP

Yep, The Blind Side star rearranged the MTV award schedule so her award could be presented by the blonde bombshell instead of Zac Efron.

Because it seems when you need a profile resurrection, there’s nothing like a bit of girl on girl action to nab those headlines.

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  • Jodie says:

    01:57pm | 13/06/10

    Well, yes and no. I am a “lipstick lesbian” or “femme” and am 100% gay. But I do get tired of these public displays done for entertainment value. They are such a cheap ploy and are usually used to titillate men. But as for whether real, feminine lesbians exist, um,… Read more »

  • Simone Lament says:

    09:12am | 12/06/10

    I’ve just seen the video on YouTube, Scarlett J looks like she’s been assaulted. If it was a joke and she wasn’t in on it, it wasn’t a funny one. Read more »

 

First she won the Oscar, then her husband got caught playing away, then she adopted a baby, and now we find out she’s had him circumcised... Sandra Bullock has turned into the answer to every news editors prayers.

Can you imagine what her week's been like?

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  • anonamous says:

    07:10pm | 19/05/10

    it was a joke big fulla… Read more »

  • anonomous says:

    07:07pm | 19/05/10

    yea i will have to agree with ‘julie’, they have been through an adopting process for 4yrs… leave her alone shes AWESOME!! and hey baby of hers ‘Louis’ is absolutly gorgeous!!! love him.. keep up ya awesome work sandy.. ya fans are behind you 100% Read more »

 

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