Sa Politics

An Underbelly-style TV dramatisation of NSW politics would most certainly need to be broadcast after the watershed. (See various examples here and here.) It has been tried to an extent with Victoria in the show Tangle but given the general civility of that state’s politics in contrast to the rest of the country the outcome was predictably beige.

SA Treasurer Kevin Foley leaving the Intercontinental with two women after the event.

Enter South Australia, where the dalliances are G-rated and when a guy wants to mix it with the Premier he goes at him with a rolled-up wine magazine. This weekend they were at it again in an episode involving political intrigue, a date gone awry, glamorous blondes, and a magnificent expletive-laden spray by the state Treasurer who just months ago lamented: “I wish at times that I did not portray myself as an arrogant person.”

The Australian reports on it in detail today but the potted version is as follows: Opposition Leader Isobel Redmond had a date with the newly-single Attorney-General John Rau. She showed up, but he didn’t. She was escorted to a box where she found Rau enjoying the company of a blonde 20-something who it seems was set up for the AG by the Treasurer, Kevin Foley. Everyone was terribly embarrassed and later when Foley, who is Acting Premier, was snapped by photographers leaving a party he called their newspaper to tell the duty editor: “You are a c . . ., you’re all c . . . s, the paper is a f . . king c . . .”.

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  • Steph says:

    04:27pm | 23/06/10

    Graham, you spelled bogan incorrectly. Pot Kettle? Read more »

  • Freeman says:

    04:53pm | 22/06/10

    Christian real,  you’re something else, mate. the most one eyed creature i’ve ever come across. since abbott become leader he has endured relentless assaults over his conservative views and thoughts on gay marriage that are in line with Rudd’s, his performance as health minister, views on climate change ect, even… Read more »

 

VOTERS are a fickle lot. The extent of their capriciousness can be told with the tale of two governments: Mike Rann’s generally competent Labor administration in South Australia, which is facing possible defeat today, and that crazy sideshow act in NSW now under the care of a new ringleader, a likable American-born woman called Kristina Keneally, who is harnessing public sympathy if not pity as the basis for an improbable political comeback.

Media Mike: In trouble despite performance

Rann has presided over a state where job growth has surged and investment has boomed. The one-time basket case of the national economy, which younger people (like me) were keen to flee in the backdraft of the State Bank collapse 15 years ago, now finds itself in the once-unimaginable position of having the lowest level of unemployment in Australia.

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  • Michael says:

    02:01pm | 21/03/10

    oh please oh please let Michael Atkinson loose his seat… to anyone, but to a gamers party candidate would just be delicious, please no more suggestions that Rann can come to NSW, we have enough corrupt pigs at the parliament trough. NSW Labor take note, next election we are gunna… Read more »

  • Sam Chowder says:

    12:43pm | 21/03/10

    SA State parliament waitresses beware - his tail is up Read more »

 

It is hard to believe that not one South Australian Federal Liberal wouldn’t have tapped Malcolm Turnbull on the shoulder late last week and uttered two cautionary words – “Remember Marty”.

Hold me: Hoax victim and SA Liberal Leader Martin Hamilton-Smith seeks comfort after another disastrous Question Time

Where was SA’s Christopher Pyne or Nick Minchin? Where was Turnbull adviser, Adelaide’s Chris Kenny, in the lead up to the fake email affair and Malcolm’s call for the Prime Minister to resign?

Last week’s email attack in Canberra came just days after I read into Hansard an extraordinary apology from South Australian Liberal Leader, Martin Hamilton-Smith.

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  • steve says:

    08:20am | 24/06/10

    Hello Mike you have been a bit quiet what is happening with Adelaide oval, spending too much money there? didnt you say in december there would be no more money ? You are your party are a joke in SA and are taking the people of SA for a ride. Read more »

  • Beartoo says:

    06:26pm | 25/06/09

    If The Pm and Treasurer requested special treatment for this bloke, I guess they don’t have much clout.  Dodgy emails are the order of the day.  Let’s wait and see how many of the emails to Mr Swan were dodgy. He is very confident. Read more »

 

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