Sa Election

Australia has one of the best democracies in the world and it’s something we should be immensely proud of. Our democratic system is one which encourages everyone to be involved in the political process, and thus shape the future of this great nation.

Detail from a Labor how to vote card distributed in the March 20 SA poll.

However, during this year’s South Australian election the Labor Party threw our whole system in jeopardy. Instead of contesting the election in a fair and open manner, instead of putting faith in their own policies to capture voter support, they chose to engage in a deceptive and misleading campaign by impersonating another party.

It was a disgraceful act and one which bought the whole integrity of our electoral system to its knees.

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  • Danny Lewis says:

    08:04pm | 19/05/10

    The Liberals needed to pick up 10 seats to form government.  They didn’t come close.  Labor used this tactic (which, incidentally, I don’t agree with) in SOME polling booths in SOME marginals seats.  There weren’t enough FF votes in it to swing things anyway, which is part of the reason… Read more »

  • Charles Kelly says:

    11:31pm | 18/05/10

    ONCE AGAIN Christian Real, if the Liberal party hands out (along with its usual how to vote cards) material visually and verbally supporting “Australian LABOUR” (but actually containing instructions for voting Liberal) at the next election, that would be just fine with you? WELL??? Read more »

 

I first met Bruce Hawker when he gave John Fahey’s staff just 24 hours to pack their belongings after the 1995 election defeat and get out of Premier-elect Bob Carr’s new offices. At that time I was Director of Policy to Fahey.

Mike Rann speaking to the media yesterday / Kelly Barnes

Whilst bitterness is not in my nature I use events to define character – mine and theirs.

Bruce Hawker is a spin merchant. He moulds the message for electoral gain. So when I read his piece today on The Punch about the weekend elections I was not surprised. How does Labor turn a hostile 7.4% swing in South Australia and a hostile 12% swing in Tasmania into a win for Rudd? Easy: “It could have been worse.”

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  • Robert Smissen of Rural SA says:

    03:00pm | 23/03/10

    The late Dr. Goebbels would give Bruce Hawker a bucket full of medals for the lies & deceit that he & Rann’s LABOR government foisted onto the unsuspecting SA voters Read more »

  • Robert Smissen of Rural SA says:

    02:59pm | 23/03/10

    Unfortunately I too think Little Kevvy will get back in but I think it will be only just. Like Whitlam before him he will crash & burn befoe his second term is very old. Read more »

 

A week or so ago conservative commentators across Australia were predicting all sorts of implications for Kevin Rudd from last Saturday’s elections in Tasmania and South Australia. 

Picture: Peter Matthew.

On Saturday morning as the last Newspoll results landed with a thud on front doors across Adelaide, they began to polish up their “the tide is turning against Labor everywhere” columns.

Some of them are still out there beating this drum but the more astute have gone silent.  It is possible they are embarrassed, because it’s clear from the results that neither the South Australian or Tasmanian elections hold any portents for Federal Labor. 

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  • julain thomas says:

    03:51pm | 23/03/10

    “The old labor trick of replacing a premier and then hoping the electorate gives the new bloke a chance has worked on those morons in NSW”, you mean those people who pay your bills, see how much nsw pays you via gst revenue, back it back, becuse morons like us… Read more »

  • watty says:

    09:22am | 23/03/10

    The usual balanced and fair critique one expects from an associate of Keating.. As for “putting down the champagne bottles” ...What about “removing the silver spoon”,‘can I borrow the Bentley” and all the usual hackneyed Labor witticisms? Sorry…forgot…the rich and famous are now fans of Kevin and they must not… Read more »

 

If you missed yesterday’s excellent interview with South Australian Treasurer Kevin Foley on Adelaidenow here’s the potted version – he doesn’t want the top job, he just wants a girl.

For the uninitiated, Foley is the man who last year went public about the collapse of his marriage, his subsequent failed relationships with a raft of women, his battle with depression, his late-night ruminations about whether his political career has been worth the sacrifice. Late last year to his eternal credit he was filmed at an Adelaide karaoke venue singing the above rendition of The Gambler.

The serious takeout from the Foley interview was that he appears to have put his leadership aspirations on hold and will serve as a loyal deputy until such time as Mike Rann goes of his own volition. Not that he was being that presumptuous – he admitted to being really worried about whether Labor would get home tomorrow at all.

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  • Mark F says:

    01:43pm | 20/03/10

    yes but women you meet all stand on a street corner, he is aiming for higher Read more »

  • Robert Smissen of Rural SA says:

    03:20pm | 19/03/10

    Therein lies his problem, he wants a girl when reality says that a WOMAN would make more sense, considering his age. Consider it from the girl’s point of view, why would you want to go out with one of your dad’s peers or for that matter, your grandfather’s? ? ?… Read more »

 

Things are reaching fever pitch in the City of Pubs Slash Churches.

Adelaide's famous Flugelman sculpture, a metaphor for something.

The election that everyone thought was going to be a low-key shoe-in for Labor has turned out to be quite the ride.

There haven’t been any really sexy promises – there’s not enough spare cash around. There’s been a Liberal Party pledge to have a good hard look at a particularly pesky roundabout. South Australia’s one-way freeway might end up being a two-way freeway, which just draws embarrassing attention to the original decision to make it only go one way.

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  • Ben says:

    10:37pm | 18/03/10

    It’s a metaphor for the hold this election campaign has on the state, from general public opinion to Adelaide’s media outlets. Not that hard to understand; “it’s got us by the balls.” Oh and the Flugelman sculpture is in Rundle Mall, our city shopping strip; the “Mall’s Balls.” Read more »

  • Lofty says:

    04:55pm | 18/03/10

    Good luck to all the F.R.E.E candidates on Saturday. Someone has to have a go and stand up to the lies and deceit being spoon fed to the public recently. Read more »

 

Bruce Hawker is the director of Hawker Britton and is advising the Rann Labor Government on its campaign.

We are now at the business end of the South Australian election campaign and the contest is going down to the wire.

Isobel Redmond: guaranteed several days of unwavering party should she be elected.

After years of internal division the Liberal Party had - until this week - managed to develop an appearance of unity on the back of Mike Rann’s problems following the Michelle Chantelois allegations.

With four leaders in four years and little more than a veneer of unity following an acrimonious leadership spill involving former deputy leader Vickie Chapman and current leader Isobel Redmond, the Liberal campaign settled on a “small target” strategy.

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  • COTEMeredith25 says:

    06:44am | 12/04/11

    Yeah certainly very operative for the editors it was pleasant to read about this post! If you need to get a great job firstofall you need resume writers. Study and don’t forget - if you have to work and study at the same time, there arehotshots who are ready to… Read more »

  • BeatriceCANTRELL27 says:

    07:40am | 14/03/11

    Consequently, you ought to make some important decisions. As example, you may choose to buy essay papers or not to buy. Only you opt for what to do. Read more »

 

Jamie Briggs is the federal Liberal member for the South Australian seat of Mayo.

In his book, The Book of Laughter and Forgetting, the exiled Czech novelist Milan Kundera, explains how to rewrite a states history:

One big headache: Mike Rann's spin is finally catching up with him.

“The first step in liquidating a people is to erase its memory.  Destroy its books, its culture, its history.  Then have somebody write new books, manufacture a new culture, invent a new history.  Before long the nation will begin to forget what it is and what it was.”

Mike Rann must own a dog eared version of this book if his Punch interview is anything to go by.

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  • All front says:

    05:32pm | 18/03/10

    KSKS - Spot on. Unless the men in charge of certain well known households can threaten to belt the piss out of them them unless they deliver for the brothers. Read more »

  • KSKS says:

    12:22pm | 18/03/10

    One thing missing here folks. Rann doesn’t have the majority of the female vote. Read more »

 

As elections in two states loom it is becoming absolutely clear that voters are in the process of switching off the Labor Party.

Tasmanian Premier David Bartlett: Is he a central figure in federal politics?

What this means is that Australia will have a changed political landscape post March 20 - no matter what the outcome of the polls.

And the aftershocks from these elections could have profound implications for federal Labor, which will seek re-election with two crippled state divisions providing distractions and baggage.

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  • Wayne Fehlhaber says:

    08:54am | 08/03/10

    DWest ,  ” So much for not being firm and not self confident on your own election campaign and policy hey! “ Ah yes !  you mean like the Greens in the last Queensland election. ? Denied their own principles , preferenced the party (Labor) committed to flooding the Mary… Read more »

  • DWest says:

    10:23am | 07/03/10

    I actually enjoy watching how just the mention of the greens froths people like Gazzards cappacino… The conservatives have so much green baggage it’s hilarious. So much for not being firm and not self-confident on your own election campaign and policy hey! Funny how obsessive compulsive green fearers like the… Read more »

 

Dear Trevor Grace,

There but for the Grace of Trevor go I.

I write to commend you on your candidacy in the upcoming SA state election.

For too long, our government has been a slave to the neo-leftist, baby hating and quite frankly DISGUSTING collection of man-hating feminists intent on destroying every beautiful soul chosen by God to populate this green planet. And I say green because as you so rightly hint at on your website, climate change is nothing but a LIE perpetuated by beardy-weirdies intent on taxing the hard working because their own laziness and pursuit of the ARTS means they can neither afford air-conditioning nor a house to put it in.

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  • Sim says:

    11:06pm | 28/03/10

    Sean, I think you’re attempting to put words into my mouth and manipulate me into feeling guilty for having thoughts of my own that have not been pumped into me by religious institutions. I never said that I thought it was okay that people were taking the posters down, so… Read more »

  • Susan says:

    05:04pm | 21/03/10

    This is the funniest letter i’ve read - well done Read more »

 

It was the week in which the words “Macquarie Banker” finally became rhyming slang after a member of the millionaire’s factory was caught perving on jpegs of Miranda Kerr during a live cross about interest rates.

Mick Atkinson (right) meets his Mr Snuffleupagus, Aaron Fornarino.

The week in which the words “cyberbully” and “tweet” were listed for inclusion in a Macquarie of a different kind.

It was also the week in which one of the most old-fashioned politicians in Australia, a man who seemed puzzled enough by the 20th century and is really struggling with the 21st, blundered into a raging cyber-storm which had the potential to blow away a government seeking re-election in just seven weeks’ time.

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  • 6clegs says:

    01:53am | 27/02/10

    Oh, Mr Atkinson - the bloke whose set up (after much delaying - & only just as an election is due) the incredibly retrumatising Victims of Crimes Ex-gracia ‘‘payment’’  for former state wards who were abused while in the care of the state government… but only those that gave evidence… Read more »

  • spindoctorsRus says:

    12:06am | 17/02/10

    Hey, if the Government can use the press to spin and spin wildly, then surely the readers/bloggers can use whatever paltry means at their disposal to do the same. Read more »

 

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